first world problems

[SirBlaziken]

I got a wicked stress headache (probably from sensory overload due to his graduation party being today) and I had to take more pain meds. My kidneys are shutting down as we speak.

[Inferna]

Gotta love when your friend calls you and waits for you to finish talking so they can spend 80% of the phone call talking about themselves, like why did you even want to phone if you were just going to do that???
I mentioned that I'm probably going to have a party (I use that pretty loosely lol) when I come home. "Oh I can't come." Like not even asking when it would be or whatever. Like it's fine you don't want to celebrate your best friend finishing uni, totally fine

[the bread dragon]

went Outside today and rode my bike to a mini golf course, but im not proficient at riding bikes so i ran into a tree

[Milsap]

Bought a VGA cable so I didn't have to rip the one out of my work computer every night to bring home...

Video card doesn't have a VGA cable...

My work computer uses DVI so I'm hoping my monitor at work has a VGA socket.

[SirBlaziken]

At 0130 it's 89 degrees (in american measurment). My air conditioning is nonfunctional.

Send help, or an ice bath.

[Milsap]

^ That happens for about two weeks a year in Britain and we just deal with it 

[SirBlaziken]

I just agreed to work a double on one of the busiest days on the year. What have I done?

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I shaved off my beard and because I've been growing my hair I look younger than I'm used to and it's actually weird and makes me a little uncomfortable.

[Milsap]

So much for pre-noon next day delivery, eBuyer!

[SirBlaziken]

The back of my neck is really sensitive and now it's sore because my mom buzzed it with the clippers last night.

[Petzbreeder]

I've lost my voice, I always do when I'm feeling really upset.

I read earlier that someone earned an award for bravery after being murdered. I earned a couple of awards at secondary school for reasons I can't even remember anymore.

The only two things I've ever achieved at school is being bullied and insulted.

Earning an award when you're dead is completely pointless. Earning awards for reasons I can't remember is making me feel pointless.

I just wish I could let go of all my memories (both good and bad) from when I went to school.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 So I've come down with something and it has hit me like a brick.

Really fancy some soggy, buttery, toast but I wouldn't be able to eat it. Life is a cruel mistress.

[not chloe]

Wanted a late night snack. Picked up some random biscuit from the cupboard. Scarf the whole thing in one bite. It's got chilli in it. I'm dying thanks mum

[Shaymin]

my chocolate biscuits are melting, #boycottsummer

[SirBlaziken]

I've been called racist. Instead of a counterargument that points out possible racist statement (which there were none of), I was told i'm racist because Ohio is (allegedly) the second whitest state in the US, meaning my opinion is automatically racist.


Ladies and gentlemen, the internet.