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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2015, 14:39 »
Bad deal. No.

If you press the red button, you will have the easiest job ever, where all you have to do is sit in a chair for an hour, and you get paid your current salary/rate per hour, but you are charged double price for everything.
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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2015, 17:37 »
I'm jobless currently, so that IS my job. No press.

Every time you press the button, you will receive some random miracle during your lifetime, but a third of the population dies.
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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2015, 17:12 »
Well, the miracle could be that I get 2 miracles in each press, the first one being that all live and the second one is a random miracle. *presses button*

If you press the button, you can make any food you want appear out of thin air, but each time you do so, another species of an organism goes extinct.
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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2015, 11:47 »
no pls, science is our friend.

If you press the red button, you will own EA, but you will own EA.
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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2015, 12:22 »
Why not? I can then make my own games. I'd even get to revive the Rock Band series! *Presses the Button*

Press the button and you will always have money but when you press the button, a random person you know will get the bubonic plague and the infected will spread it to others.
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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2015, 22:16 »
um, no thanks.


If you press the button Pokemon are real but the only pokemon you (personally, not in general) can ever catch is Murkrow.

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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #36 on: February 16, 2015, 17:07 »
This is impossible. If only one Pokémon is real, then the statement "Pokémon are real" is false.

If you press the red button, you will 360 no scope a scrub, but you will get rekt afterwards.
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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #37 on: February 16, 2015, 17:14 »
I will not press the button!

- sorry if I wasn't clear on that last one. I meant that all pokemon exist and there's other people running around, catching legendaries and cool pokemon and having a great time but every time you try to catch a pokemon that isn't Murkrow you fail - hence it is the only pokemon you can catch/befriend.


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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2015, 16:37 »
Alright! *Spends hours on wondertrade*

If you push the button, you will be immune to all viruses and illnesses, but an incredibly deadly virus will break out that can affect everyone but you.
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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2015, 22:25 »
I do not press the button as that would make an excellent adventure.

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Re: Press the Red Button
« Reply #40 on: April 21, 2015, 01:45 »
No deal

Press this button to have one elemental power but be extremely weak to the opposite (ex: You choose Fire and water touches you, yeah... just don't touch water)
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