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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3795 on: August 05, 2018, 16:50 »
 Absolutely gutted to hear that Barry Chuckle has passed away.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3796 on: August 05, 2018, 19:46 »
I'm putting off getting my hair trimmed because I want to straighten it first but I don't really have the time.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3797 on: August 05, 2018, 21:27 »
My pc is as slow as mud today, if not slower!

I'm tempted to buy those puppets from the American websites that I mentioned before, but the postage is going to cost me a heap of cash. I don't know what to do.


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3798 on: August 05, 2018, 21:36 »
I got sunburn yesterday and now my face feels crispy
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3799 on: August 10, 2018, 04:11 »
speaking of sunburn related problems
i got burned about a week ago and it's pretty much all healed now but, in its wake, it has left massive amounts of acne. my head is looking like one of those really bumpy oranges

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3800 on: August 13, 2018, 20:50 »
 Went back to look at my CV and I realised that I had botched an important part of it which left me looking like an absolute spud.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3801 on: August 13, 2018, 21:14 »
speaking of sunburn related problems
i got burned about a week ago and it's pretty much all healed now but, in its wake, it has left massive amounts of acne. my head is looking like one of those really bumpy oranges

looks like you'are now...........................toast.............. ...........

sorry to hear tho and i hope ur skin gets well soon

Went back to look at my CV and I realised that I had botched an important part of it which left me looking like an absolute spud.


well as long as its not as bad as the guy on the place i lurk elsewhere who sadly reported he threw out a bunch of CVs at hopefuls and in the "i volunteer for additional shifts when others can't make it" part found out he posthumously accidentally left out the letter f

anyway dont u worry and keep on at it and remember every interview or application that went tits up was just Practise for the one that works
              

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3802 on: August 13, 2018, 22:11 »
anyway dont u worry and keep on at it and remember every interview or application that went tits up was just Practise for the one that works

Just reiterating this because of how true it is

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3803 on: August 15, 2018, 20:02 »
well as long as its not as bad as the guy on the place i lurk elsewhere who sadly reported he threw out a bunch of CVs at hopefuls and in the "i volunteer for additional shifts when others can't make it" part found out he posthumously accidentally left out the letter f

anyway dont u worry and keep on at it and remember every interview or application that went tits up was just Practise for the one that works

 Oh man, I just didn't put any effort into listing my skills and came off as a big ol' mysterious pleb sarnie. Not as bad as the lad volunteering for additional poos tho aha.

 Actually got an interview for tomorrow with it though which is noice. The only downside is that I applied for two positions in the same place with one of them accidentally being a cleaning job and the other being the one I want and the manager didn't specify what position the interview was.

 The last interview went bad but ye it was solid practice for tomorrow's. Just hoping it's for the right job position.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3804 on: August 29, 2018, 13:46 »
My mum is so annoying sometimes.

Mum: Do you have a drink?
Me: Yes, Mum. I have a drink.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: Do you have a drink?
Me: Yes, Mum. I have a drink.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: Do you have a drink?
Me: Yes, Mum. I have a drink.
*5 minutes later*
Mum: Do you have a drink?
Me: Yes, Mum. I have a drink.

STOP ASKING ALREADY!!!!
My mum worries about me so much, that she thinks I'm going to die of dehydration if I don't drink an entire glass every 5 minutes!

Does she want me to constantly wet myself or something? She doesn't even bother to spend a few seconds and use her damn eyes to see for herself if I have a drink or not.
Just because I can't reach the sink and get my own drinks, that doesn't mean I'm going to die of dehydration.

She also overreacts sometimes when I'm singing.
She always worries when I do the "OW!" part at the beginning of the Shania Twain song That Don't Impress Me Much, even when I'm playing the song loud enough for her to hear that Shania Twain said it at the same time as me. I always insist that I haven't hurt myself, but she still overreacts every time. I even put on an American accent when I say it to make it more, if not blatantly, obvious!

I like a song by Imagination Movers called Jump Up, which I sing to while playing the mp3 I downloaded. My mum always ruins it.

Me (singing): A little softer please.
*Mum talks quieter*
Me (singing): A little louder please.
Mum: Make up your mind!

I often think my mum has some kind of psychological disorder.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3805 on: August 30, 2018, 01:00 »
I often think my mum has some kind of psychological disorder.

All parents are like that. My dad thinks I can’t seem to solve my own problems by finding solutions because he tries to get involved with every detail of my life and thinks he has the answers to everything.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3806 on: August 30, 2018, 22:30 »
 Today, I've learnt that there are people who's pronunciation of the words "Coke" and "Coors" sound identical from one another. I've botched two orders because of this.

I just want to do my job. Please don't make it harder for me.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3807 on: August 30, 2018, 23:05 »
Today, I've learnt that there are people who's pronunciation of the words "Coke" and "Coors" sound identical from one another. I've botched two orders because of this.

I just want to do my job. Please don't make it harder for me.
AHH the pesky Welsh accent strikes again. I remember the days of working in a bar all too well...

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3808 on: August 31, 2018, 10:14 »
Costa Coffee has been bought by Coca-Cola. Watered down, bland, tasteless, Starbucks-style coffee inbound.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3809 on: August 31, 2018, 23:12 »
Coffee 🤢

So I was supposed to go to America for my birthday and now I'm not. Plus I have to spend my weekend drafting up an appraisal and a manual. It's just pure excitement.