You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Sckewi]

When you buy Pokémon cuddly toys and throw them at your friends shouting "Go! Pikachu! Go Swampert!".*

*Please don't actually do this.

[Laprabi]

When you can still think of original things to post in this topic.

[Ya-Yah]

You know you've played too much pokemon when you try to carry your pets around on your belt.

[Apprentice]

When you can still think of original things to post in this topic.

You know you've played too much when you claim to have remakes of the fifth generation main games.

[AliceBlaze]

You're hoping for not only a R/S remake in generation 5 but also a FR/LG/Yellow remake.

[lugia95]

When you lock yourself in your room and cry for 3 days straight because you accidentally knocked out a shiny.

[Laprabi]

You contemplate suicide because you lost your DS, with your copy of Platinum inside it.

[AliceBlaze]

You take your pokewalker to a gym or a marathon.

[Ya-Yah]

When your parents think that 10 is an appropriate age for you to leave home and roam the country, challenging people to fights.

[AliceBlaze]

You think it's alright to just talk to strangers and walk into their houses expecting to get something.

[Laprabi]

When you think that the only criminals in existance are Bikers and Team Rocket.

[Turner]

When you throw your pokewalker at your cat's face and say "WILD <pet's name> FLED!" as it runs away terrorised and traumatised.

[AliceBlaze]

When you're at a zoo or safari park, you throw stones, food and pokeballs at the animals.

[lugia95]

When you change your clock and are surprised to find that time itself hasn't actually changed.

[Laprabi]

When you try to hug a baby bear, thinking it's a Teddiursa. Then you try to hug a big bear, thinking it's an Ursaring.