You're banned!

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

Your Banned for having a clever name

[Kona]

You're banned for your bad English AND French Grammar!

It is Le Patrat Anglais and you put your as in 'your hat', not you're as in 'you are banned'.

You're banned for being in ownership of a Puzzle Solving Gentleman's Hat.
You know what I'm talking about, Kona.

I thought you knew that Mann had 2 Ns.

[Sizacu]

You're banned because I agree that dancing isn't a science.
Now get out. Only I can be the one saying that dancing isn't a science :v

[spritey]

You're banned because I have to put random words in here to not break the three-word rule.

[OranBerrySandvich]

I thought you knew that Mann had 2 Ns.

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You didn't see anything...

You're banned because it's a right pain finding the Unown that'll let me spell obscenities on my Infernape's pokeball.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Banned because of two reasons:
1) Platinum and HG are old now... even if I did start playing 'em again
2) You can only have up to 8 Seals on any Pokeball.

[spritey]

Banned for banning him for two reasons.

[Sizacu]

Banned because I ate an apple.

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

You're banned for eating an apple

[Sizacu]

Banned because you stated what I had stated about two minutes ago.

[Rotom48]

You're banned because the text in your signature is very true!

[spritey]

You're banned for posting reply # 7,001.

[OranBerrySandvich]

You're banned because it's a right pain finding the Unown that'll let me spell obscenities on my Infernape's pokeball.

2) You can only have up to 8 Seals on any Pokeball.

*Facepalm*
Y'all may be a pokemaster... But you sure ain't Grammar Man. I said obscenities because swearing isn't allowed here.

Banned because that was, in fact, number 7002.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Banned for not being clear in Page#140.

I thought you actually wanted to spell the word "Obscenities".

[spritey]

You are banned because that's the point.