Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Sizacu]

Granted, but it crashes :c

I wish that I was a boy.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted. but your mum dosnt recognise  you

I wish that that last wish didnt have to be corrupted, it realy made me sad

[Sizacu]

Granted - it gets even more corrupt
Sorry :c

I wish that I could eat dinner.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but it never ends and you blow up from eating to much.

[Hicky]

I wish Perry The Platypus would make wishes.

[Liam]

Granted - but we'll have to wait and see.

I wish that I had a micro pig. <3

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted, but it's a man-bear-pig and it mauls your face.

I wish my coffee cup was filled with tasty coffee.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but someone peed in it

I wish the name rater would tell us all just who he is

[YamiMewtwo]

Granted but name rater turns out to be a girl or a genderless abomination.

I wish certain TMs would just be buyable in the games instead of making us torture ourselves at game corner, etc. (like flamethrower, ice beam, etc)

[iKod]

Granted, but they all cost 999,999

I wish I could digest anything without dying, getting paralyzed, etc...

[Hicky]

Granted, but ultimately that includes digesting a certain undesirable fluid...

I wish that visual representations of every emoticon above could come to my door and party.

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Granted, but the devil emoticon comes too, and sends you and everyone else in the world to hell.

I wish I didn't have homework :/

[iKod]

Granted, but school lasts the entire day.
And you must go to school saturday and sunday too.

I wish i could shoot lasers from my fingertips at will.

[sans the skeleton]

Granted but you have no control and end up cutting your own ehad off.

I wish that I could control fire easily.

[iKod]

Granted, but then you get severe burns, not being fireproof and all.

I wish