Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[spritey]

Granted, the wish is incorrutble. But it is corruptible.

I wish zigzagoons could come to Sinnoh.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but the Zigzagoons replace every Pokemon their.

I wish I had a dream.

[spritey]

Granted but it's a nightmare.
I wish for nothing.

[Darkwing]

To qoute RHPS... "And you shall recieve it, in abundance." Meaning everything you have is now nothing. Thus trapping you in a spatiotemporal paradox.

I wish for Jay Ryan to star in Torchwood.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but Jay Ryan stars in a torched wood.
Can he escaped the fire.
The answer NO

I wish I was a person sat next to a PC (maybe my wish is true)

[spritey]

Granted but a janitor was mopping the floors and told him to stand up so he could mop that spot.
I wish this wish could not be corrupted no matter what anyone says, even if it's a paradox.

[Darkwing]

Granted, instead it gives you a negative blessing aimed at affectionate scenarios.

I wish... I wish for the Magic Dance.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but it's a cheesy American pun meaning.
e.g. It's already inside of you.

I wish I had 2 Kingdras from the Legends awakening set.

[spritey]

Granted but you lost them.

I wish I had Red Wine Olive Oil Vinaigrette.

[aer_dingus]

granted but you are now allergic to it.

i wish i had cool hat!

[spritey]

Granted but it's a magician hat and sucks you in.

I wish for Unown in my command.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but the Unown are put in your game.

I wish I won the Eurovision Song Contest 2012 (as according to this topic I won it back in 2011).

[spritey]

Granted but you won last place.
I wish this wish got corrupted by anyone.

[superzigzagoon]

Granted but your bad wish making skills meant that because your sentace made no sense that the last place was turned into 1st (2011 and 2012 )

I wish I was 16 (Which I am)

[spritey]

Granted, but you are 16 in dog years. ((Which makes you 80 in human years.))
I wish this topic was locked.