Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are Heracles. Then Your wife gives you a shirt that was dipped in some poisonous blood and you put it on. It then burns into your skin and you can't remove it and end up dying a VERY painful death....

I wish I had a pet rock from the 70's!

[AlexanM2]

Granted. You are Heracles. Then Your wife gives you a shirt that was dipped in some poisonous blood and you put it on. It then burns into your skin and you can't remove it and end up dying a VERY painful death....

I wish I had a pet rock from the 70's!

That sounds extremly painful... not gonna lie.... xP

Granted!!! *Bolder appears above you wearing poofy hair* You've been crushed...

I wish that I knew why they made a 4th Indiana Jones movie.

[Uncle Garnetto]

granted, but the reason is so complex you dont understand

btw, on the whole justin beiber tardis thing, i remembered a fanfic i made months ago
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6412731/1/THE_GREAT_GLASS_DOCTORVATOR
i think you will find it funny

i wish i had finished all my coursework to a destinction grade and handed it in already

[spritey]

Granted. But then you get more and more and more of it that you have to do. This takes forever. You're dead.

I wish I could think of more wishes.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but then you think of so many wishes that your mind explodes from the overload.

I wish I could understand Shakespeare's writing.

[spritey]

Granted. You understand, but you don't bother to read.

I wish I was rich.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted... Your name is rich, but everyone calls you dick

I wish I was a technopath ( someone who can miniPulate technology with their mind

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately for you, one creation was a cyborg that learned to resist your control and quickly overpowers you, thus causing a very long and painful death for you.Let's just say part of your death included a Justin Bieber CD and lasers....

I wish I had a cute fluffy little Yorkie puppy named Cuddles!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Ok... It rips your face off on the first full moon

I wish Justin beiber had never been born

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. To fill the void, Rebecca Black now has a twin that is even MORE unbearable and the worst part is that the twins are literally everywhere from TV Ads to being the President's adopted daughters!!!!

I wish I could meet Madonna and Chaka Khan at the same time while being at a concert BOTH are performing while on tour together!

[Sizacu]

Granted, but before you could actually register that you were meeting them in person, a body guard tells you to back off in a polite manner.

I wish people would actually do what they promise to do c:

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted... I promise to nuke your house when you are in it

I wish my sister was not a crazy person

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. You are now a crazy person instead.

I wish I had unlimited creativity.

[AlexanM2]

Granted but you are soon arrested for plagiarism.

I wish I was a King!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Your name is King. Your true gender confuses everyone including yourself. You dress as a man but are really a woman....

I wish I had a PS Vita and Mortal Kombat to go with it!