Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Shaymin]

Granted! You do, but everyone at work hates you and then you get fired :C

I wish i had some more food.

[Indianaanimefan]

Granted, it's dung beetle food.

[Gusparce]

I wish you had made a wish!

[Indianaanimefan]

granted, I wish I made an uncorruptable wish.

I wish my fridge and pantry were more organized.

[THE ARBITER]

granted but its opposite day and is now corruptible

i wish it would rain vomit and the undead

[Gusparce]

Granted, but only on you!

I wish for a pair of magic socks.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Your socks turn into sock puppets that then stabb you and run away with everything you own!

I wish I had money....

[OpallapO]

Granted, but because you didn't specify how much, you only get 1 penny.

I wish for a magical flying hippo.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted It flies over you and then falls and splatters you when it lands.

I wish for a giant scrumptous lollipop! (Points if you know the reference.)

[THE ARBITER]

grated but it falls and slices your jugular and you bleed out inches away never truly tasting it

I wish someone else would wish a wish for wishes ad wishes that becomes redundant

[MOP]

Granted but their wishes aren't redundant, instead they have lots of miraculous wishes to make everyone happy...except you. :'c

I wish I didn't still think of her ever day, three years after we last spoke/saw each other. Don't be cruel let me have my wish! D:>

[OpallapO]

Granted, but to forget her you have to have your memory wiped... so you don't even know your name anymore. :L Sorry bout that

I wish I could think of something I want for my birthday. O.o

[Sizacu]

Granted, but before you can think it, your birthday arrives and you get your presents, wanted or unwanted!

I wish for ten, perfectly round oranges that don't go off!

[The Entertainer]

Granted, but before you can think it, your birthday arrives and you get your presents, wanted or unwanted!

I wish for ten, perfectly round oranges that don't go off!

They're all rotted from the inside.


I wish I had every video game evar...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You ALSO get the horrible ones such as Superman 64 and E.T the Extra Terrestial on the Atari 2600. You cannot sell these games for very much (not even on eBay and Amazon) and are stuck with some extremely horrific games plagued by glitchiness and poor graphics. Hope it was worth it!

I wish I had a solid gold bed!