Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but people are so in love with it they trample them all in fan stampedes.

I wish I had a completely indestructible rose.

[Avian]

Granted, but it had a bee in it, and it smelled horrible.

I wish for my dogs' breath not to smell horrible.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, now it smells 110 times worse and can no longer be classified as horrible.

I wish I could walk on my hands.

[MOP]

Granted, now you have no legs.

I wish I wasn't so delusional.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted,your no so delusional ,your more delusional than anyone else!
I wish people will join my rp.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but then it gets locked.

I wish I always knew what to do.

[mewz2cute]

Granted. But you become so bored of perfection that you stop doing things to prevent it.

I wish it was 2 hours earlier.

[Sizacu]

Granted but time will fast forward afterwards.

I wish my milk wouldn't curdle.

[MOP]

Granted but now you have no cheese forever.

I wish my entire skin hadn't peeled off this morning. 

[Avian]

Granted, but now you have the extra skin on you and it falls off, piece by piece into your breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

I wish for a wish. (simple)

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Um... granted but you are now not allowed any more wishes ever.

Granted. But you become so bored of perfection that you stop doing things to prevent it.

I'm okay with that.

I wish I knew how to end the book I'm writing.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, then someone turns you into dust with a hammer.

I wish I could play the piano.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.

I wish there was no homophobes in the world.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak.

Do you know how OK I am with that?

Granted, but there is no longer a world.

I wish my keyboard wasn't so horrible.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, you can have all the nothing you want, but you no longer have fingers.

I wish for a rainbow.