Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Hicky]

I don't think this forum game has ever been made. To check if it had been, I spent at least ten minutes searching. I never found it. Ten minutes was enough of my life to spend looking for it, but if it has been made, obviously lock it, but just take note I did search and stuff.

Someone makes a wish, then the next person ruin the wish. So basically Fairly Odd Parents, Be Careful What You Wish For, that kind of thing. Examples:

I wish for more bread

Granted, but the bread is poisoned and you turn into a frog.

I wish it was the year 1600.

Granted, but you're on board the San Diego, and you die.

I wish for a bigger nose

Etc. Once again a shameless rip off of a game on another forum, but the more pointless ways to waste time, the better.

I wish for an afro.

[Shaymin]

Granted, but it's made of cockroaches

I wish it wasn't as hot D=

[Webby2]

Granted, but it will fall out in the next hour

I wish for Newcastle to get promoted.

-postsniped-

Granted, but it will always be -70 degrees

I wish for Newcastle to get promoted

[Hicky]

Granted, but they get promoted to the Godly League and you never see them play anymore because now they entertain Zeus and Eros on Mount Olympus.

I wish I lived in Mexico.

[Gridbug]

Granted, but then you'll be infected with t3h SWINE FLU. OMG.


I wish I could be on the computer for twenty-four hours straight.


((I remember a forum game like this... on this forum... ))

[Hicky]

Granted, but you can only watch YouTube videos of Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook performing, and thus you become the most unfunny person ever.

I wish Pokémon cries in video games were actually realistic.

(I know... I've been informed. But I don't think it exists anymore so I might be in the clear.)

[Shaymin]

Granted, but your computer explodews within one hour.

I wish for an ice cream ;;

sniped

Granted, but now they all speak like humans.

I wish for an ice cream ;;

[kerri-anne]

Granted, Ants will steal it

I wish I had a Dog

[Gridbug]

Granted, but your dog is actually a demon dog.


I wish I could go to the Haunted Mansion.

[Webby2]

Granted, but the only thing scary about it is the town it's in.

I wish I could fly.

[Hicky]

Granted, but you have a sudden desire to return to land and, on doing this, you get an airbourne form of The Bends and are hospitalized.

I wish for a fish.

[Shaymin]

Granted, but it dies due to klack of oxygen

I wish someone would do my coursework for me

[Bloatedfish]

Granted. But it's all graded at a "U".

I wish for £100.

[Webby2]

Granted, but the notes are ripped in half in front of you.

I wish for a swimming pool.

[Liam]

Sure, but because you didn't specify the size, it is only 3mm x 3mm

TOO BAD.

I wish for a pony