Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse]

Granted, but it is all in pieces.

I wish to have all the money I have gotten and wasted on FFXI Online back to my character.

[Webby2]

Granted, but you can't spend any of it.

I wish I could do flips.

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, you flip off of the Empire State Building.

I wish I wasn't as lazy as I am now.

[master1]

Granted, but you get hit by a bus on one of your now daily power-walks.


I wish for all of this stress to just go away forever.

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, all your stress is stansferred to Barak Obama and all the stress causes him to start WWIII.

I wish that all disease was gone.

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, But Plagues, viruses, and sicknesses still exist.

I wish for some non-lethal cheese

[Toshiku Yumari]

granted, but you somehow or another suddenly became lactose-intolerant (i have no idea if i spelled that right or not)


i wish that there were more smileys like him 

[Spriter Neb]

Granted but you get banned from smiley over use

I wish that I didn't have to go to Grandma's House.

[Webby2]

Granted. Grandma moves into your house and has your bedroom.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Sunnii]

Granted ... but you will never go to sleep again...

I wish I lived somewhere else instead of england.

[master1]

Granted. You live in Wales the ocean. On a tiny little boat. With a massive anchor.

I wish you'd make me a sammich already, I'm hungry! >o<

[Super Paper Arwing]

Granted.You have received a rat sandwich.
I wish there was a F-Zero game for the Wii.

[Spriter Neb]

Gramted, but anything F-Zero related gets scrapped exept for the name.

I wish I had spelled "Granted" right.

[master1]

Granted. But a mod changes it back because "it looked cooler."

I wish I was a Meowth.

Granted.You have received a rat sandwich.

At least you didn't go for the cliché.

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, you are now a Meowth living of the boat with the big anchor in Wales the ocean with Sunny....X.

I wish Game Freak's website was in English, too.