Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted. *whacks you with a sledge-hammer* G'night! =D

I wish I was a turkey.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish this wish nor my next wish cannot be horribly corrupted and nobody can intercept.

SNIPED

Granted, but you are no bigger than an amoeba and die in a few seconds.

Wish.

[The Shrub Dragon]

granted, but everytime you do get hurt people will walk on you.

I wish I didn't have to do tennis.

SNIP'D

Granted, but you get killed and eaten.

Tennis~

DOUBLE BLIMPING SNIPED!!

granted, but you get attacked with a dish

Tennis~

[master1]

Granted. Now you have to do badminton.

I wish I had a nice, healthy orange to eat.

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted. It's so healthy and nice, you decide it's too nice and healthy and that there must be a catch, so you test it, and end up ruining it.


I wish I had more good music to listen to.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but you don't have anything that can play it and you cannot buy the player until 87 years.

I wish I owned Nintendo.

[master1]

Granted! *Nintendo goes bankrupt* ... Oops.


I wish I wasn't diseased. X_X

[Webby]

Granted, but the rest of the world's population are now diseased.

I wish I had a coffee.

[Completelyrandom: Singing your praises in relative phrases]

Granted you have coffee, now live with the knowledge that hundreds of african children died picking your beans.

I wish to be super kind of super human.

[ShinyKecleon]

Granted, but your super power is transforming into other members of your family.

I wish I had the most beautiful music in the world to listen to.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, but you suddenly become deaf.

I wish I could get a female Totodile egg already!

[master1]

Granted but it refuses to learn any good moves... And acts like a female me (your own personal Hell, yes? =P).

I wish was a better artist.

[IceRain]

Granted but you go crazy and cut off your own ear.

I wish I had no children =D

[ShinyKecleon]

Granted, but you have Grimer in place of them.

I wish the world was a nice place to live in 

[Serefina_Pacific]

Granted, but you are the only person left on the earth.

I wish I had a nice, jucy taco right now...