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Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

Started by Hicky, May 31, 2009, 17:42

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master1

Granted. *whacks you with a sledge-hammer* G'night! =D

I wish I was a turkey.

PokeSurfer

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish this wish nor my next wish cannot be horribly corrupted and nobody can intercept.

SNIPED

Granted, but you are no bigger than an amoeba and die in a few seconds.

Wish.

The Shrub Dragon

granted, but everytime you do get hurt people will walk on you.

I wish I didn't have to do tennis.

SNIP'D

Granted, but you get killed and eaten.

Tennis~

DOUBLE BLIMPING SNIPED!!

granted, but you get attacked with a dish

Tennis~


thanks gl <3

master1

Granted. Now you have to do badminton.

I wish I had a nice, healthy orange to eat.

Toshiku Yumari

Granted. It's so healthy and nice, you decide it's too nice and healthy and that there must be a catch, so you test it, and end up ruining it.


I wish I had more good music to listen to.

PokeSurfer

Granted, but you don't have anything that can play it and you cannot buy the player until 87 years.

I wish I owned Nintendo.

master1

Granted! *Nintendo goes bankrupt* ... Oops.


I wish I wasn't diseased. X_X

Webby

Granted, but the rest of the world's population are now diseased.

I wish I had a coffee.

"i hope you get niall bursting out of a tower cake singing "happy birthday mr president" and he's wearing a "miss america 2013" sash while giving you a 3 hour lapdance"

Completelyrandom: Singing your praises in relative phrases

Granted you have coffee, now live with the knowledge that hundreds of african children died picking your beans.

I wish to be super kind of super human.

ShinyKecleon

Granted, but your super power is transforming into other members of your family.

I wish I had the most beautiful music in the world to listen to.
I'm not putting a giant Kanto League ad in my profile, but I'll say that I'm up for a challenge if you're looking for some ninja-battling. Probably.

PokeSurfer

Granted, but you suddenly become deaf.

I wish I could get a female Totodile egg already!

master1

Granted but it refuses to learn any good moves... And acts like a female me (your own personal Hell, yes? =P).

I wish was a better artist.

IceRain

Granted but you go crazy and cut off your own ear.

I wish I had no children =D

ShinyKecleon

Granted, but you have Grimer in place of them.

I wish the world was a nice place to live in  ^.^
I'm not putting a giant Kanto League ad in my profile, but I'll say that I'm up for a challenge if you're looking for some ninja-battling. Probably.

Serefina_Pacific

Granted, but you are the only person left on the earth.

I wish I had a nice, jucy taco right now...


A half-blood of the eldest gods shall reach sixteen against all odds
And see the world in endless sleep
The Hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap A single choice to end his days
Olympus to preserve or raze