Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[zorro1]

Granted, but they eat you.

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Thanks for wishing me up some wishes buddy! Granted!
No side effects...

I wish I could fly.

[zorro1]

granted but you don't fly high.^^

[Turtleneck Gangster]

um... zorro, you kind of need to make a wish at the end of your post.

I wish I owned the entire world.

[zorro1]

GrAnTeD but it COMES TO AN END!

[Toshiku Yumari]

Zorro, you need to wish buuuudddeeee!


I wish I had a fake stick of licorice.

[zorro1]

Granted but it's real.





i wish i had platinum

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but in the middle of the game the chip fails and you'll never be able to defeat the Champion. What a shame.

I wish I had more Skittles.

[zorro1]

Granted but they're rocky.




i wish i had a chocolate.

[IceRain]

Granted, but it has pokerus virus on it. You would live to be strong and healthy and very prosperible for the rest of your life...but you commit suicide because you think it's a deadly disease XP

I wish I was in Tokyo

[Apprentice]

Granted, but you become kawaii.
In a bad sort of way.

I wish I could see an immovable object meet an irresistable force.

[IceRain]

Granted, but your head explodes for some reason afterwards =P

Granted, but you become kawaii.
In a bad sort of way.

There's a bad way? XP

I wish I knew what the bad way to becoming cute was.

[zorro1]

granted but it's being in Tokyo.





i wish i was alive

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted. *building falls on you* ...That probably hurt...



I wish I had an indestructible pie pan.

[~Evanscence~]

Granted, but you have no ingredients to make pie with.

I wish I could go to different worlds.