Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[zorro1]

granted but it KILLS you!



i wish i was IMMORTAL!

[IceRain]

granted but it's being in Tokyo.

Ack! It's a conundrum XP

Granted but you eventually catch pokerus haha!

I wish I had cheetoes

[zorro1]

Granted but they have LICE!








I wish i was better

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted but you become so much better, you begin to be bored with life and you kill yourself.

I wish I had some steak. (I am so hungry...)

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted but it infects you with Swine Flu.

I wish I cared.

[Rorak Kuroda]

Granted but they have LICE!

granted but it KILLS you!

granted but it's being in Tokyo.

Granted but they're rocky.

Granted but it's real.

How creative Zorro... i now pronounce you the new Wyred.

Now, to get back on track, Granted, but you care so much that everyone thinks of you as strange and the carebears kidnap you.

I wish that Zorro would stop spamming on other forum games.

[master1]

Granted, but the lack of posts causes the site to be shut down and we all have to endure the FAIL of YouTube.

I wish YouTube wasn't so full of anus-heads.

[PokeSurfer]

Granted, now PKMN is instead.

I wish my laptop charger at home works! It broke...

[master1]

Granted, but your annoying [bleep] of a brother breaks your laptop next.

I wish Pokesurfer had the courtesy to tell me about this charger-breakage. ;-;

[serperior]

Granted but then your charger breaks.

I wish zorro1 would stop being so... difficult

[zorro1]

Granted, but I'm so easy!





I wish i was funnier

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but you're so funny you stop being funny.

I wish that I had a sister.

[zorro1]

granted but she eats you.







i wish i never nagged

[Turtleneck Gangster]

Umm... granted? But you start nagging yourself about nagging and explode.

Also, is it really necessary to space your posts that much?

Also:

Granted, but I'm so easy!

That's what she said.

[zorro1]

Ya need to wish.



i wish i Equinox wasn't here