Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Z:illyhoo]

Granted, but then it would rain everyday and eventually cause floods. ...scary.

I wish I knew how to color digitally (on the computer) and with colored pencils CORRECTLY...

[Phyrior]

Granted, but you lose any and all ability to write and draw using a physical medium (pencils, markers, pens, etc...) (hey, you wished for knowledge, not for skill...)

I wish my friend would just do some rock smashing in SS, Playing through Fire Red just to Pal Park a Kabuto's a drag...

[porygonpolygon777]

GRANTED except now hes gonna die of hard work...





I wish i could catch a mespirit and azurill  for my pok?dex

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but then you drop your DS off the Empire State building.

I wish that my friend would remember why I was here.

[Gusparce]

Ok, but he/she forgets after ten minutes. I wish Dunsparce had a dragon evolution.

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but he only has 5 more minutes of living... sorry gus i wish that pokemon games wont get any cheaper...

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, their overall quality is is so fantastic that it makes history- however, it costs more than quadruple your annual earnings :]

I wish that Piplup from the anime would get eaten by a Gyarados :] I hate that stupid thing <]

[EMPIRE]

Granted but the Gyarados eats you 140 days later.

I wish I was a real boy a time traveler.

[Lugiafanatic]

Granted, but you will be stuck in a time forever!!!

I wish for eternal happiness for myself.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted, but due to some unknown reason you no longer understand happiness.

I wish that I will go to the cinema on sunday and not have to go swimming.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted. The movie screen falls on you and crushes you.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted. The movie screen falls on you and crushes you.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.

There isn't a screen there is an over head projector.

Granted: You are overly optomistic and annoying.

I wish for a bacon sandwich that is safe to eat.

[August J. Stuffiman IV]

Granted, but it instead just makes you horribly obese with every bite.

I wish I didn't have to revise for exams.

[porygonpolygon777]

grunted but now ur stupid!                      i wish roaming pokemon wouldnt run away!

[August J. Stuffiman IV]

Granted, but now they can't be caught in Masterballs and all their moves are 100% accurate OHKOs.

I wish we were allowed to keep pets at uni.