Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, the makers go bankrupted.

I wish my gf didn't break up with me...

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but you never had a girlfriend.


I wish my computer actually worked and wasn't so slow.

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but now its so fast you cant see anything  and it overloads and breaks again
 
  i wish that they actually sold pokemon black go to link to see http://tinycartridge.com/post/866743831/super-creepy-pokemon-hack

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but they sold out before you could buy it! =P

I wish I knew where my new school was.

[Gusparce]

Granted, its on the dark side of the moon. Have fun there. I wish my Laptop had more battery life.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but it's dead at the moment!

I wish Jirachi was in my room.

[q.c.™]

Granted, but it's a plushie with all the stuffing taken out of it.. have fun with that.


I wish for peace love and happiness.

[yk]

Granted, but it only happened on WoW!



I wish that all Pokemon games were hacked.

[q.c.™]

Granted, but the only Pokemon available after the hack were Qwilfish and Shuckle.


I wish my friend was here so we could hang out.

[Gusparce]

Ok, but he/she never leaves. I wish I knew how to speak Japanese.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but you can't speak english anymore.
I wish I was Rockin Ruff with an Afro Puff!

[THE ARBITER]

granted its on fire should have wished for flame r****dent


i wish for a screaming goat

[purplerush]

Granted you now have a screaming goat ( It's actually a banshee is disguise)

I wish for wings.

[THE ARBITER]

ganted but their store bought from costumes


i wish for ... an ice crem cone

[q.c.™]

You wished for ice cream, but got creamed ice instead. Trust me it's not as appetizing as it sounds.


I wish for skitty: