Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. She being Lessie the Loch Ness Monster.

[iKod]

You forgot to wish :O.

I wish the above poster had a wish.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, You're now married to Lady Gaga.

I wish I lived in the richest part of spain. I also wish I had loads of money (liftime supply).

[iKod]

Granted, but you are arrested for being in possession of counterfeit money.


I wish working as an intern in a library was more interesting.

[MzLuluZombi]

Granted, but now everything else in life is so boring it's painful.

I wish I had pie =D

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted. I smash it in your face.

I wish I could have another chocolate chip muffin.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but you transform into a dog.

I wish I had a legal working copy of pokemon fire red that I could play, and it was mine!

[TickTockTheCroc]

Granted, but it was bought used and your gameboy/nintendo-pokemon-player-thing/nintendo DS broke.

I wish the name rater was smarter so he could make witty comebacks faster (and get rid of the 3 month wait)

[Boris Airay- The Chesire Cat]

granted but they will give the names really bad ratings



i wish i could find my one true love

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but she hates you and punches you in the face.

I wish for something good to happen to me.

[purplerush]

Granted but you are now doomed to be plagued by bad things for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a new fully functioning fountain pen.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but due to an environmental crisis, there is no more paper being made.

I wish I had a computer and was really good at spriting.

[purplerush]

I'll write on the bloomin walls! =P
Granted but you have no mouse, tablet or any other means of making a sprite on said computer.

I wish I wasn't in pain. Ever.

[MzLuluZombi]

Granted, but now YOU'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUMB! (Can I get an encore, do ya want more) - *SHOT*

I wish researching wasn't so haaard. T_T

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Granted, You know everything. But your head is as big as a blue whale.

I wish my cat didn't wake me up for random reasons in the night.