Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[uConVergEu]

Granted. You run into buildings since you can only run and not walk.

I wish I could break a monster sized pen in half.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but the giant monster that was using it to doodle floods your hometown with its tears, and then goes on a world-wide rampage.

Nice job breaking it, Hero...


I wish I had better retorts...

[Spriter]

Granted, the retorts are even better but cause a Black Hole that swallows the World.


I wish for a Giant Aero.

[Sizacu]

Granted, an aeroplane will land outside your house at any moment now ^^

Wishing for some warm soup that hasn't been used to give a poor frog a temporary home c:

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted.It was used to give a tadpole a temporary home.

I wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish to wish for pasta.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but the old wish granter got confused and quitted. His replacement decided to mess with you and burn the pasta in front of you.

I wish for the burnt pasta.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but the waiter took so long that fifteen generations of you family die off before the last of your line is served a plate of dust on his deathbed.

... Wow... I wish I wasn't such a grim person...

[yk]

Granted, but you're the waiter.

I wish I had a V8.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but its U7.

I wish for a game.

[yk]

Granted, but you lost it.

I wish for Nyan Cat.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but I brainwashed it to be evil nyan cat.

I wish for music.

[spritey]

Granted, but it is so bad that your ear drums explode. D=

I wish for a perfect EV lv. 100 shiny event Jirachi that no one else had and it would be holding a Master Ball.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but it's hacked. Dr. HAX proceeds to yell HAAAAAAX and throw a computer monitor at your head.

I wish I had Gmod.

[spritey]

Granted but I stole your Gmod and ate your SitrusBerrySandvich.

I wish for an Octillery that could learn any moves that I make up in the "Make your own move!" topic.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but it has both Truant and Slow Start for its Ability, and Has a Max HP of 1.

I wish Moxie didn't exist as an ability.