Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[spritey]

Granted, but they get taken away from you.

I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for for for for for for for aaaaaaaa purrrrrrrfect oorange.

totally random.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. But since wishes don't exist, NO ORANGE FOR YOU!

I wish the sky was red.

[lk_01112]

Granted. Unfortunately, it turns out it was a comet coming at you and you die.

I wish for a new phone.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, you receive a new phone.  Unfortunately, it does not receive service anywhere.

I wish for some pasta.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but somehow I ate the pasta, spat it out, threw it away, took the bin to the dump, left it for 2 weeks, heard you wish and rushed back to the dump to get your pasta.

I wish for less Dragon legendarys.

[spritey]

Granted but there are more suckish legendaries now.

I wish this writing was microscopic.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

Granted, but then you lose your voice, and then theres a psyco coming for you, and you cant tell anyone 'cos your writings to small.


You die.

YAY!

I wish for my now infected body to be unfected(?)

[spritey]

Granted but to get unfected you go through several painful steps and then you go insane.

I wish I could witness a beautiful sunset.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. It's so beautiful that your eyes melt. The molten eyeball juice fries your brain. You die.

I wish for KAAAAAHNdensation... To happen.

[spritey]

Granted but it only happened in your dreams.

I wish for nice weather.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but you suddenly teleported to Kidderminster,where the weather is AWEFUL.At least no natural disasters happen here.

I wish to like eggs.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but you only like chocolate eggs...    I wish I wasn't so lonely

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. You're now in a cramped prison with loads of other people.

... What? I can't not end one with "You die?"
I wish for a hat.

[spritey]

Granted, but it's covered in dog poop.

I wish for the person below to not grant this wish.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Not Granted.But it must've been granted then.But then it wouldn't of been granted.You caused a paradox.Congrats.

I wish to see what the 3DS looks like when it is 3D.