Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but everyone can control your mind, and your power to control minds

I wish I could date Karen gillan

[MZDinger]

Granted, but she breaks your heart and leaves you for some jerk.


I wish I could write in blue text without looking like an idiot.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but the background is the same blue as the words

I wish they made more good episodes of sliders and torchwood

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but they're so horribly bad, that your eyes explode, and your ears burn themselves. From various causes, you die.

I wish for an unstable and extremely explosive stack of dynamite next to a leaking oil refinery next to forest fire. What could possibly go wrong?

[Sizacu]

The forest fire dies out before you can get to it? idk, but wish granted!
*supports explosive stuff*

I wish for a neat stack of plain paper c:

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but under it is a Granade set to blow as soon as you see it

I wish that everyone had heard that the bird is the word

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. You have made no sense.

I wish I really knew what the above wish was supposed to say.

[Uncle Garnetto]

So you have not heard?
Why that's odd
I was under the impression that everyone had heard... Go to the YouTube link now

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=

A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bIrd, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word

So your wish is now granted, no strings attached

I wish I had the full family guy box set

[The Collector]

granted, you have the entire family guy boxset ... on betamax. Good luck watching that.

I wish I had the powers of a necromancer

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted... But the living kill you

I wish I was a billionaire (so fricking bad)

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. They say money is the root of all evil, so a huge evil tree grows in your house. It's so evil, Hitler comes back to life and causes WW3. We all die.
Nice going, genius.

I wish to die by suffocating in a sea of kittens.

[Uncle Garnetto]

I like that way

Granted, you die in a sea, with a dozen drowning kittens around you

I wish this game actually granted these corrupted wishes

[Sizacu]

Granted, but then they get corrupted themselves and so the corrupted wishes become un-corrupted. c:

I wish that my Snivy would come soon..

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but it's name is "UBERDERP" is level 100 and has the worst possible moveset for a Snivy ever.

I wish for an endless supply of pies to throw at people.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but they get an endless supply of grenades to throw at you. They explode all around you. You die.

I wish that my eyes weren't turned into somebody's pets.