Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but your hands, feet, nose and hair become my pets

I wish to die(ha corrupt this one *******)

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted.
You are now immortal, working for a textile company, dying.
And by dying, I mean colouring clothes.
(HA.)

I wish for a wish within a wish, within a wish, within a dream, within a small goat named Larry.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, larry drenpt that I wished that you wished that sylar wished you were poor

I wish that Jesus was real

[THE ARBITER]

he is
therefore your wish is corupted without wishing
i wish i could use fus ro dah
I LIKE BREAD                                     

[Uncle Garnetto]

Fus ro dah
There you go. Granted
What is that btw
I wish for a warm apple pie

[Skarmory8]

Granted. The apple pie is so warm, in fact, that it is almost boiling. Your attempt to nom it does not go down well. You die. Of internal boiling.

I wish for a benevolent Italian pastry chef to do my bidding.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, he does your bidding... On eBay

I wish I could fly

[Skarmory8]

Granted. You fly to the top of the Empire State Building. Unfortunately, you slam into it and fall to the ground. Hard. The Empire State Building is then moved to my house, because my Italian Pastry Chef bought it. ON EBAY.

I wish for a cow that is smaller than me.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Graned, but then I fall on it because I flew into the empire state building where the small cow happens to be.
(ps touché)
I wish I could freely travel in time

[ultimateinsanity]

You can freely travel through time.
Involuntarily.




I wish to remove my limbs in a non-painful manner requiring no outside help.

[The Collector]

granted, but you can't put them back on

I wish I could meet death without dying or suffering any amount of pain

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted... He kills everyone else and tells you you are immortal and alone... Forever

I wish I had a dragon that did what I asked it to do

[Skarmory8]

Granted. Unfortunately, he does what everyone else tells him to do as well. The resulting maelstrom of commands results in him overloading and exploding (cos hes a robot )

I wish for an invincible robot. Who kills me.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

granted, but he kills you in a torturous way and then revives you. the cycle is repeated for eternity

i wish for a new, silver audi r8 spyder

[ultimateinsanity]

granted, but you can't put them back on

...why would i have them removed if i wanted to put them back on

you receive the spyder but it sets on fire when touched.




i wish for the love and approval of my parents and peirs