Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, the darts vader come and blames you. He (deep inhale) will (deep exhale) strange you using the force.

I wish the e3 was in Lancaster

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is held in Lancaster....Pennsylvania where the Amish live who then set the whole event on fire since they see technology as a threat....

I wish I had all of the Saw movies!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but before you can watch then, jigsaw kidnaps you and you die.

I wish I had my own successful tv series

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is sucessful....
































...At being canceled after ONE episode!

I wish for some mint chocolate chip ice cream!

[spritey]

Granted. A sick man threw it up and gave it to you. However, you didn't ask for a bowl so now it's all over you. ==D:

I wish for pkmn b/w 2.

[hermesguy]

Granted, but it's the same as B/W 1, but with Kryuem as the legendary.

I wish for a R/S remake.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted... They are EXACTLY the same.

I wish I had a working fan.

[lugia95]

Granted. You have a person who admires you (or a fan) who also has a job and therefore is working, and will follow you everywhere you go for the rest of your life.

I wish for a 3D TV.

[hermesguy]

Granted, but you get a 4D TV on accident, and get eaten when you watch Jaws.

I wish for fish!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get a live pirahana that quickly jumps up and mauls you to death!

I wish I could go to Spain!

[Draghost999]

Granted. You go to Spain.










...No corruption? Oh, but that defeats the purpose of this topic. That itself is a corruption.



I wish for a kitty.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get Simon the Cat from American Dad. He viciously attacks you literally every chance he gets and ONLY you!

I wish for a pet squirrel!

[Draghost999]

Granted. You get a pet squirrel...that has rabies.

I wish for the person below to wish this wish.

[hermesguy]

Granted, but I don't.

I wish to welcome you, Draghost999, to, *drumroll*, PKMN.net!

[lugia95]

Granted. You welcome him, he gets embarrassed, and then leaves, never to return. Then, all the forum members shun you for the rest of your life for making him leave.

I wish I was in New York.