Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Draghost999]

Granted. But you die. Why? Because I said so.

I wish for a trenchgun.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. It backfires

I wish I had a sliding Device ( if you don't know, it allows you to travel between parallel universes.

[Draghost999]

Granted. I get you a sliding device. I break it in front of your face. Then I break your face.

I wish I had more of that great beer Pilsener Centenario.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. I get you a sliding device. I break it in front of your face. Then I break your face.

I wish I had more of that great beer Pilsener Centenario.

Granted, you get drowned in it

I wish I was friends with bender (from futurama)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. He then steals your wallet and identity!

I wish for a better computer!

[Stmacl]

Granted!! However I own that computer MUHAHAHA!!

I wish that I knew when the world would end so I could prepare a celebration!!

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but nobody comes to the party.

I wish I had a transformer... that transformed into a Stantler!

[Draghost999]

Granted. Oh no the Stantler transformer does not obey you and crushes your bones. Poor little Brawlimar. And her Dickmin didn't save her...

I wish I could invite Uncle Garnetto, Captain Jigglypuff, and Stmacl for a drink.

(By the way I've been dying to ask this question. Is Captain Jigglypuff married? )

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but a bomb goes off and kills you all.

I wish My no death streak keeps going in my Nuzlocke...!

(I have no idea my friend.)

[Draghost999]

Granted. But you die because I feel like killing you as a coruptiionn bvecame yoy killed stamck and captina jugglyoppuf and me!!!!!!!!!!!!

U wsih you could understand this langyade easily when in typjong crazy fast!!

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but you lose the ablity to type once I fingure it out.

I wish my keyboard wouldn't skip random letters when I'm chatting on a live stream...!

[Draghost999]

Granted but you accidentally say the word fsomethingk and you killed for that.

I wish I could be knocked out,

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. But you die because I feel like killing you as a coruptiionn bvecame yoy killed stamck and captina jugglyoppuf and me!!!!!!!!!!!!

U wsih you could understand this langyade easily when in typjong crazy fast!!

Hey! He killed me too

Granted,but as you can already, the wish has done nothing so has been wasted.

I wish big bang theory season 6 was out already.

[Draghost999]

Sorry! I forgot you existed!

Granted. Oh, what's this? The Big Bang Theory has a new character! The devil! Your eyes burn from watching it and you die.

I wish I could invite Stmacl, Captain Jigglypuff, and Uncle Garnetto to dinner.

[Stmacl]

Granted!! Unfortunately... Tonight... we DINE IN HELL!!!

I wish that I could see clearly now the rain has gone...