Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[lugia95]

Granted, but it's your wish, so just wished for your own wish to be corrupted.

I wish the next Ace Attorney game will star Phoenix Wright again.

[Stmacl]

Granted!! Unfortunately the game's premise is that Pheonix is at a mental institute after he claims that Edgeworth raped him!!

I wish for something pointless!!

[jtomr123]

granted you look in the mirror

i wish for somthing in a box but in side that somthing is the box

[lugia95]

Granted!! Unfortunately the game's premise is that Pheonix is at a mental institute after he claims that Edgeworth raped him!!

Thank you for that wonderful mental image.

Granted, but that's impossible, and thus creates a paradox that destroys the world.

I wish I could get rid of the previously mentioned mental image.

[Stmacl]

Granted!! You now have the mental image of a naked obese man dancing to caramelldansen!!

I wish that my blog would get some followers...

[lugia95]

Granted. All of your followers are naked obese men who like to dance to caramelldansen.

I wish for Stmacl to be unable to speak and type, therefore preventing him from giving me anymore disturbing images.

[jtomr123]

granted but you now think of a leppere who is obese and bungee jumping in a mankini

i wish that that a wish should this wish be corrupted that that wish should contain a monkey

[Draghost999]

Granted, but that wish's monkey tears you to pieces.

I wish I had an axe so I could hack your head open.

[jtomr123]

granted but you dont know where i am so you cant hack my head

i wish i had an axe and knew where my target is

[Draghost999]

granted you have an axe and you know where your target is but you cant hit your target. you can only hit yourself when you try to attack ands you die.

i wish i could kill you while youre still typing up your reply.

[jtomr123]

granted but im already dead from my axe so you cant kill me

i wish i were alive

[Draghost999]

Granted. Then I kill you again little prick.

I wish for mozzarella sticks.

[Stmacl]

Granted!! It's poisoned so now your dead!!

I wish Mellowman owned your account!!

[jtomr123]

granted but then draghost creates a new one called draghost1000

i wish i had a program to make these posts for me

[Draghost999]

granted. the program makes posts that go against you instead and tell people really personal things.

i wish for forx.