Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. You have just been eaten by a rayquaza just ate you

I wish for a turky sandwich

[hermesguy]

I wish I hadn't been offline for so long.

Welcome to the club!

Granted, you get a turky sandwich. But turky is a poisonous substance. If you had had some turkey, however...

I wish for a genie :irony:

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but it's my Genie Antago- and He can't grant wishes (One messed up dude, I know)!

I wish I didn't need a retainer. Son of a monkey butt this thing HURTS...

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but you now have a monkey but whore your mouth should be

I wish my dr who disks all worked (the master and the toclifane trilogy is scratched to **** from over watching it)

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but the Cybermen steal them.

I wish that I still had my rock candy, because I ate it all. D:

[President Hawkeye]

Granted. But to get it back you have to hurl it up... intact.

I wish chicken grew on trees

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but the chickens are super giant mutants and enslave the humans.thanks.

I wish I had a REAL WORKING light sabre

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but you did what luke did (Held it up to your eye) and turned it on. now you have only one eye.

I wish that my air condidtioning worked.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It slowly freezes you to death and you shatter to pieces when they come and take you away!

I wish I had a 3DS!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted, but you can't see in 3D (Don't worry, I can't either though I want to have one too!)

I wish I could dream about Star Wars every night (I used to be able to but I can't anymore)

[Brawlimar]

Granted but you have nightmares every night about it!

I wish I didn't have friend drama...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted! You now have FAMILY drama and it isn't very pretty. It includes extramarital affairs, ties to the Mafia, an uncle that disowned all his ties to America and became a terrorist, AND an insane aunt that ls homeless and throws cats at people close by! Kinda makes you want the friend drama again, huh?

I wish I had a credit card!

[TordenOfItami]

granted but you stole someone's identity to get it and the cops are quickly moving in to arrest you.

I wish people would buy my art.

[Kpyna]

granted, they buy it, and deface it in front of you.

i wish i could get more hours at work.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. you now work 24 hours a day, EVERY day! And you do not get sick days, any vacation time, OR breaks to eat! In fact eating is now forbidden for you while you are on the job! Which I said was 24 hours a day seven days of the week!

I wish I had a Playstation Vita!