Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

See above quote.

Granted, but your life is made is living nightmare

I wish for pizza

[Wolstenholme]

Yeah but which part of the post?If you noticed it's split into two paragraphs

Granted but it's your very worst nightmare for a topping.

I want perfection (Ha!)

[quack98]

Granted, but it's from Draghosts point of view...


I wish for an incorruptible wish

[Wolstenholme]

Not Granted!   

I wish that I could understand exactly what people were trying to say even if they were being vague

[SirBlaziken]

/quote]
That one chloe

granted but you can't understand anything else

I wish for magic

[Wolstenholme]

Some of my friends are organising a superheroes campout and I asked them if I could come as a Pokemon and they said yes so now I need an Umbreon onesie.
Happy?

Granted but it's dark magic and you have to live off unicorn blood.

I wish for more hours in the day.

[SirBlaziken]

Why not a shirt?



Granted, but you are not alive for any of them

I wish for chocolate, that isn't poop.

[quack98]

Some of my friends are organising a superheroes campout

I think you should have been Robin...

Granted, but it's 100% cocoa

I wish for unlimited fish

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you now hate fish

I wish for an understanding of the universe

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You die from all the knowledge about the universe because it was too much. You head literally exploded from all the info.

I wish I had a new iPod Touch!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it broke!

I wish for a Wii U

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but it immediately combusts after coming out of the packaging.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza.

[glash101]

Granted but the pepporoni came out of a spider's
Random person: Please don't say it.

I wish for a wish that wishes that it wished that I didn't wish for a wish but yet wished up a wish.

[SirBlaziken]

Not granted!

I wish for a fish

[quack98]

Granted, but the fish is stuck inside a dish!

I wish to be Robin!