Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[the bread dragon]

granted, but you get addicted to it and become overweight.

i wish for a good computer

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but I steal it from you.

I wish that pokemon were real!

[Petzbreeder]

Granted. A Wailord is made to appear in reality but it appears right on top of you, crushing you to death!

I wish I was immune to force lightning in my star wars dreams (Dooku is always knocking me out with it!)

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted.

Dooku turns into Morgan Freeman and now Morgan Freeman shoots rubber bands. Lethal Rubber Bands.

I wish for a non-baka Kaito.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it doesn't work. The only Kaito is Baka Kaito

I wish I could speak Japanese.

[Petzbreeder]

Granted. しかし、あなたはそれを読むことができない

I wish I could get Pokerus without using action replay to get it.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. I ask you for a Shiny, Timid Palkia with 31/0/31/31/31/31 in exchange.

I wish ShinyBlaziken could change his mind about Bakaito.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, I can, doesn't mean I will.

I wish that exams will be extremely easy.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. Petzbreeder is the teacher and hence the exam's content will be easy but you will fail because I will tell her not topermit you to pass.

I wish I could turn Bakaito into Fegelein.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but Fegelein stalls you to death.

I wish for logic.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. You get Delicious' Logic.

I don't wish for anything.

[SirBlaziken]

Fine *Shoots rocket at Scout, causing him to explode*

I wish Scout wished for something.

[Delicious_Scout]

Okay. The corruption is that actually his next wish will not be corrupted.

Delicious_Scout wishes all the battlers of the E4 challenge a great time.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you expect your wish to be corrupted, right? I won't corrupt it, therefore corrupting it. (oh my paradox)

I wish for a paradox.

[the bread dragon]

granted but your brain explodes in the process.

I wish this stupid toenail would grow back. D:<