Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You then get arrested for copyright infringement.

I wish for some salmon!

Granted, but they contain too much sugar, thus leading you to madness (if you are not already mad).

Too late for that!

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but your salmon comes dressed up as Salmond. And forces you to blame Cameron. Forever.

I wish Sappy delivered.

Too late for that!

I knew it! ;3

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Sappy delivers twenty seven healthy babies and YOU ARE THE FATHER!

I wish I could fly.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. Sappy delivers twenty seven healthy babies and YOU ARE THE FATHER!

How is this a corruption?

Granted, you can fly, but you can only do this in the Bermuda Triangle. Good luck.

I wish for more new shippings.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boxes from Amazon!

I wish for some ginger ale!

How is this a corruption?

Granted, you can fly, but you can only do this in the Bermuda Triangle. Good luck.

I wish for more new shippings.

Simple. Sappy literally gives birth to 27 babies at the same time and you are the father!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it's given to you by Natalie Portman!

I wish for a Mountain Dew!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted! You get a single dewdrop from the mountains.

I wish I had a screwdriver.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but I stab you with it.

I wish for better technological skills.

[the bread dragon]

granted, and with these newly acquired skills, you decide to build a robot. however, the cunning robot skillfully steals and stabs you in the side with the screwdriver you just stabbed captain jigglypuff with.


i wish i could get up without getting really cold. ;/

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now on fire!

I wish I could win the Powerball lottery!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, you play dodgeball and become the target of every red rubber ball thrown. Isn't it great?

I wish that I didn't feel hot and cold at the same time.

[the bread dragon]

granted, you just feel really cold.

and by that, i mean really, really cold.

i wish the steady unrelenting flow of homework would just completely stop, because that'd be nice really nice right now lol.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you have to do it all at once, and when I say all, I mean all.

I wish that I didn't have to do this common assessment crap.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are struck down by a meteor which rips you in half!

I wish for a giant peppermint stick!

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, but it OHKOes you with Fire Blast.

I wish for Kaito understanding I have no waifu.