Flirt with the person above

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

that red garados you have is spectacular! want to see mine! 

[Tom™]

Forget the platypus and let's hump like a whale.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

I clicked there, baby!

[Tom™]

You wanna unzip my expansion pack?

[Paul200]

The pants have got to go, but you can stay.

[sylar]

Your regulation slacks must be protected by a layer of reflective material, for I can see myself therein.

[Tom™]

You mind if I animate your Gifs? Or should I put a little more Elements in your Photoshop?

[EMPIRE]

Lets perform sexual gymnastics.

[sylar]

WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE.
i think it would be very nice.

[EMPIRE]

LETS GET MARRIED AND THEN GET A DOG.

[Joey of Blades]

Your feet must hurt, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

[sylar]

is that a breach in your warp core or are you just happy to see me?

[Joey of Blades]

I can tell by your avatar, you're hot. I mean, just look at that masterful coloring.

When answering, keep this in mind:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=642256&l=1fb306258d&id=1227143470

I'm the boy, obviously.

[Darkwing]

CAre to borrow my whetstone?

[bull shark]

hai thar bb how would you like to take a ride on my limo