If This is the Answer, What is the Question?

[President Hawkeye]

Question: What did it take to get Michael Moore out of bed in the morning besides irrational hatred for the liberalist government agenda?

Answer: Coz I said so.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Question: Why am I God?


Answer: Glue.

[MzLuluZombi]

What's the only thing that can keep Mike Posner's mouth shut AND stop him from switching his sunglasses?

Answer: Eeeeeh, Macarena! (HI!)

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

What do you do when you win a bid on Ebay?

Ten tonnes of leaves.

[Z:illyhoo]

What comes off a huge tree during fall and winter?

Answer: My Biology homework.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

What am I about to put in m shredder?

Answer: My computer

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

What did someone use to take control of the world

The sky?

[Awkward Squirtle]

name something described as the limit.

Tero

[Milsap]

What weird crap comes up on Google when you search something you've never heard of?

The USSR

[Hahex and Oshawott]

Where did Tetris NOT come from?

LOL

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

What is an acronym for Llamas Or Lilies?

Reshiram>Zekrom

[Hahex and Oshawott]

What answer makes sense only in the distortion world, where common knowledge is strange and distorted?

The Treaty of Versailles

[Normandy]

What have I never heard of before?

Dead kittens

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Whats under your house?

Harry Mcpotter the 3rd.

[Milsap]

Which character did McDonalds create to make more cash?

A can of cider.