Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[TrickTester]

In my experience

58: Be a teenager.

[kr9q]

59.Swear a lot.

[Catstorm]

60. Yell consistently about the other local retailer being much better

[kr9q]

61.Hug someone and say "I love you mommy."

[Reshurott Inferno]

^so, if you "attach" yourself to a man, you call him a woman. Yeah, REEAL SMART.

62. Same as above, except replace "mommy" with "daddy".

[kr9q]

^ I ran out of ideas so I'm finding them on-line.
63.Draw mustaces on pictures and manicins.
64.Try on crazy costumes and walk through the store.
65.Light a mach under a sprinkler.

[Reshurott Inferno]

66. Put the "Human Food" in the "Pet Food" section
67. ^Vice-Versa

[kr9q]

68.Try to go to bathroom in a display toilet.

[Reshurott Inferno]

^69. ACTUALLY go to the toilet in a display toilet.
70. Dress as Black-Suit Spider-Man and send out 6 Galvantula, to completely cover the place in web.

[kr9q]

71. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"

[Reshurott Inferno]

72. Switch the "Male" and "Female" signs on toilet doors, maybe?

[kr9q]

73.Flip off the manager.

[EvilJolteonOfDoom]

74. R-  oh wait

[Reshurott Inferno]

75. Just generally acting stupid by asking ridiculous questions, etc.

[kr9q]

76. Use a megaphone.