If the above person asked you on a date what would you say?

[Draghost999]

^ Then you're not a man. It means Like = Love = Sex.

Do you understand? Because if you don't, you don't deserve me.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Now I do. I don't always understand things typed that way....

[Draghost999]

Would you understand...

that I love you. Don't tell Stmacl.

[sylar]

for the love of god sTOP

[Captain Jigglypuff]

sTOP what?

[Draghost999]

for the love of god sTOP

Stop what? Stop loving you?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? Rod Stewart reference!

[Draghost999]

You're too sexy for your shirt, good for you. But you're not too sexy for me.

...


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Policeman: Draghost, you're under arrest for being awkward!

Draghost: Wait, what? Who turned me in?

Policeman: Sylar turned you in.

Draghost: Then the Stick Figure Mafia's got a new mission...

Policeman: What was that?

Draghost: Oh, nothing!

Policeman: I said you're under-

Draghost: I love this topic. I want to marry it. We're stuck together like PurpleRush and...

Policeman: Don't say it!

Draghost: Hey, Captain Jigglypuff! Flirt with the Policeman!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Do you like waffles?

[Petzbreeder]

Yeah, I like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?

(Sorry I couldn't resist)

[Draghost999]

Yeah, I like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?

^ Screw that line. I'll stick with this:

Do you like HOTDOGS?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Regular or foot long?

[hermesguy]

I'm a vegetarian, sicko. Gawd. 

[Sunnii]

... I love me some BBQ Ribs, steak and hotdogs. So I believe you would hate me by the time the date is over. So I am not gonna risk it.

[hermesguy]

Probably. Way to play it safe.