The Pkmn.net Rap Battle

[SirBlaziken]

I'll admit, the rap was good
but my raps will beat so hard
you'll look like a damn infernape.
You may have a beard of fire,
but I could run circles around your ass,
Then just jump and kick.
I may be KFB,
but all you is bacon,
which you won't be making any,
because your a clone,
that's right, Embore is a clone.
I'm the original, the best there is
you are just a pile of ham.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Pay attention little Blazey you don't want to fight me
Because when rhyming I strike brightly with lightning
You and your friends will be dieing violently, crying silently
I dont need to be paid, I'd simply take your life for cheap
Keep fighting with me little boy I'll have you buried inside the street
True MC's would shoot you dead in the streets after hearing those whack ass lines
I'm turnin back the hands of time to kill you again
Lyrically I'm a demonic force, the farthest thing from your friend
Your rhymes don't make sense, I'll end them quick
I'm the lyrical exception, I'll leave you breathless, have your neck slit
Till the blade goes deep in and finally leaves you headless
Get this message you'll be deadened, and if you feel threatened
You'll soon figure all this will be a reality
On the mic I'll paint homicide with your blood and turn you from human to fatality
You're just another rap casualty
You should have wrote your will when you chose 2 battle me.

[SirBlaziken]

All people do when they see you,
is slice you and serve you with potatoes.
You have a beard on fire?
big deal, I can jump tall building in one go,
and set them on fire,
all you can do is stick you fist in fire,
and thrust out your arms, ganonpork.
When was the last time you got above RU? Never, What ever
I'm the first starter to be Uber, and I'd burn your ass.
Swords Dance plus hi jump kick and your bacon.
Your forgettable, all you are is Christmas dinner.

[Hitmonchu]

Takin my BronyPoints and abusing me with them
I should burn you alive and throw you off a cliff with em
I ain't doin no evos of some stinky Simisear
Call my crazy so I got an excuse to make you fear
The Hitmonchu, that's right I'm talking to you
I be wubbin in the club while your stuck in Timbuktu
Yeah that's right I can beat your puny little crap
No ones so pathetic they can call that rap
An Emboar and a Blaziken, pass the hot sauce please
I'll be havin a dinner with some carrots and some peas
Did someone say Charizard? Typhlosion? Infernape?
I should shut your mouths with some magic I call duct tape.
Fire starters, stupid farters, what difference does it make
You two kiss and make up, while I enjoy my piece of cake.

[SirBlaziken]

Hey, mouse, don't shock yourself,
and don't be shocked, rhyming is for nerds.
Go, and get your self a social life,
or better yet, I'll feed you to a glameow.
What's the use of having a bunch of points
and not abusing them?
Hey, better yet, don't troll here,
then go and watch my little pony.

[Hitmonchu]

You're not rhyming you idiot, that's not how the game is played
And by the end of this one, I'll leave both your ends frayed
You couldn't rap better by the end of your days
It's like finding a needle in a pile of hay
You took chicken wings and made it literal
You freak Blazicario, I'm about to turn feral
Take your stupid god mode and fly the hell away
I'm not in the mood to deal with you today
You ruin RPs, and other forum games
Out of all, Blaziken is the most lame
He's a freaking flaming chicken that you can name
Compared to Hitmonchu, that rooster is tame
But you're really the one who should take all the blame

[Meowstic Royalty]

My style is inconceivable the reason for your death
Your feeble attempts makes me want to stab your flesh
Take that first step, slice your neck and then i fled
Call nine-one-one, cuz i left your head for the feds
To figure out, that im the biggest terror intellect
My lyrics are mistaken for national security bomb threats,
Dismiss the fiction the fact is u should listen to this,
I rip the mic your shocked from my unmeasurable strikes
I murder you twice, ur physical and ur spiritual life

[glash101]

I have to bail you guys out again?
Okay,here I go.

Yo,Emboar,you think your pretty cool,
But your not,ya hear? Your only a puny mule.
Emboars are very Derpy,don't you know,
So you should quit now,Before I'm mad,GO!
You may think your pretty slick,But think again boy.
'cause the rap master is in town,It's your defeat your not gonna enjoy.
Don't you know who I am? i'm a master rapper!
You have no chance,you little crapper!
I've got all my confidence,nothing stopping me!
I'm kicking you into the loser bucket Fatty Mcgee!
I'm not scared to show my skills on a noob here!
Just let me set up my banning gear!
I'll have the boss kick you out faster than you can say "joenoes!"!
You think your thorny but really you aren't even like a rose!
Your foolish,facing me in rap battle!
But I'll swim to the ocean of victory with my paddle.
That paddle is you,going through the paddle factory of losers.
I'll destroy you.I'm always one of the ban choosers!
I'm not scared to show you all I've got,
But I won't need to because your a simple tater-tot
Insults are getting old,so let's start fresh!
With your stinky personality and your stupid face of relish!

I've called the Loser Bus,they're on their way to pick you up!
Yo there rap master trophy,what's up?
I've came on down to teach you a lesson!
Don't mess with me,or I'll be forced to kill you for messin'!
Try to even match me,you can't your just a mule!
Little boy,go back to rapping school!
You've got a soul but not for long!
I'll snap it,It isn't a deed of wrong.

I'm ready to blow my best at your face!
I'll burn you,It'll be on you that I have to drop a mace!
Stand up,I said stand up,I never run out of insults!
I've got it all,You are getting jolts!
Try facing me with that stupid fire pig body!
Your being too stupid,and way too rotty!
I've always got my super skills,ha you can't win!
I'll make you run with the hairs on your chinny chin chin!
I've gone past the temple of rappers,and also the rapping
king's castle.I've stolen his super special Gastle!
What's a gastle,why it's a name of a technical techno glove!
If you want more,try reading my insults above!

[Mondo Oowada]

Ugh, I really have to step in, then wreck all your raps?
Because you're not really rappin, as I see it. *fake clap*
See, I'm not one to be a preacher, but you SUCK.
Yet I don't know how to be a teacher, so I'll need good luck.

Glash, you've got effort, but no rhythm or beat.
I get it, y'all rapping, it ain't no easy feat.
Emboar, your rhymes are good, but really really loose.
The way I see it, you should just grab a noose. suicide is not funny

You drag it on for quite a while, with not much substance in it.
You do your best to beat all others, but you just can't win it.
So just sit back, yeah take a seat, c'mon.
Toss you out in the street, like the Trash Bag Pokemon.


Seriously, this guy could pull off better raps.

[glash101]

You call yourself a sandvich lord,but you have a lot to learn about rapping!
Your just a little chicken,now fly for me jester.Let's here those chicken wings flapping!
All I'm sayin'
Is you better start payin'
I've got skill and will and not afraid to show it
cause you are a noob as well as emboar so it's on you I'll sit!
Just try to insult me,ha I'm a rapping lord.
Your in a pumpkin,squished by a squash,and just a stupid gourd.
All I've got to say now is your all gonna lose to me.
Because I am always to prevail,and you'll be paying a loser fee!
I'm not scared at all.
Your rapping skills are very small.
I'll shrink you in the wash,
Because this is how bad your raps are: Bad like OH MY GOSH!
I am using my skills but not my true ones.
Because you guys mean a lot to me and I'd rather treat you like sons.
If I used my true skills,you'd die right away.
I'm dialing back my skills but it's that way it won't stay.
In like a couple of months I may show you what I've truly got.
But all I'm trying to tell you is your skills really rot.
I do to have beat and rhythm.It's you who doesn't
I hate having to destroy people in battle peasant.
You best me running now,before I use rage.
Because I am a mighty rapping fire mage.

[Mondo Oowada]

You best me running now,before I use rage.

Besting you is easy, silly little kid.
Saw a rap worse than that? Pssh, I never did.
Your rhythm's all off, tipped are the scales.
One line's a mouse, the other's a whale.
You think dragging it out long is gonna help you here?
No no no, without skill, it's a menace to my ears.
You know, you're never gonna win with crud like that.
Your rhymes only burn you, in a boiling vat.

[glash101]

Wow,you really are Cruel,aren't you O_O I'm never quitting but I'll let Blaze fight this battle.When your defeated I'll see who's next.

[Mondo Oowada]

kick it barack
*barack obama blasts the sick beats*

[Hitmonchu]

Hey y'all?  blaze is late
So now it's you and me. It's not a date.
I take it you're postin' raps of hate
So why not go back home and clean your plate.
Every post here must be strictly rap
But you here, you've created a trap.
Scarin' other members with your fancy intimidation
Yes, it's easier then usin' your imagination
But I'll go the extra mile, so lose that silly smile
You might be sittin' here for quite a while.
I might as well drown you with water from the tap
And bury your corpse in year-old rotten crap.
PKMN's not for you, you worthless old fool
Mondo Oo-what now? Man, what a tool.
I really cant believe you think your raps are cool.
Making fun of our styles, erasing our smiles
You, Mondo, are repulsively vile.
Now I've almost reached the end of teaching you a lesson
Ash is gonna Pikachu while you are dressin'

[SirBlaziken]

The admin topic locked?! Alright hitmonchu.

You took it too far,
and your posts are below subpar,
you made it gruesome and bloody,
now your reputation is muddy,
many people saw your post and clicked report,
you took it farther than Voldemort.
You fricken brony,
instead, why didn't you watch my little pony?!
So i'll end it now, but I'm not done with my rage,
just wait until you turn the page.
I'm not finished with my rant,
but my wrath will be that of worse than Zant.

Eat it.