The 'try and keep up with ridiculous counting rules' game

[lugia95]

24. I'm saving parrot for the final demotion, and the fish might get confusing given you call Poison Fish. Jester sounds pretty good, I'll go with that.

Right, one last chance. Any more teasing and I'm demoting you to Jester.

[Wolstenholme]

25. Demotion, promotion, blah, blah, blah,

[lugia95]

26. It may not matter to you, but apparently it matters to Dick, so it makes for a suitable threat.

[Wolstenholme]

27. I tried to read my book but we always have my Granddad over these days and sometimes he has these massive coughing fits that just go through me... I can't function when they happen because they are all I can hear... I've gotten really frustrated and broken some stuff because it stops me from getting on with stuff.... they last for like 10 minutes. Uggggggggggggh

[lugia95]

28. I take it you're not the kind who can listen to music while reading.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

29. Aww... I don't want to be the jester... I'm not funny enough...

[Wolstenholme]

30. I'm really not.

I've had to leave my book and come back online so that I can have music on.

[lugia95]

31. Don't sell yourself short, bro. Your stupidity makes for great humour.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

32. Wait, if I'm jester does that mean I have an excuse to be a moron?

[lugia95]

33. If by that you mean do you have an excuse to stop pretending you're not a moron, then yes.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

34. So I guess it's actually a better title for me...

But First Mate makes me sound important...

[lugia95]

35. Jesters are important for keeping up morale levels up and stuff.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

36. By making themselves look like complete fools...

[Mr. Apple]

37 i think dick would make a good jester 
omg once squidward was a jester lolololol

[lugia95]

38. Right, the people have spoken. You're going to be the best jester ever. You know, until you start teasing me again in a couple of days and end up with another demotion.