The 'try and keep up with ridiculous counting rules' game

[lugia95]

1. You could always call me "the one that actually knows how to count".

[SaRo|Rapidash]

2. Nah, too long

[lugia95]

3. I was kidding, bro.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

4. Umm... What?

[lugia95]

5. Never mind, just call me Master. It's easier that way.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

6. But master makes me sound inferior...

[lugia95]

7. And your point is...?

[SaRo|Rapidash]

8. I don't want to sound inferior...

[lugia95]

9. No-one wants to sound inferior, bro.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

10. Why don't I call you 'Smelly'? Then I don't feel inferior...

[lugia95]

11. Why would I say yes to that?

[SaRo|Rapidash]

12. I might have caught you in a good mood... Maybe?

[lugia95]

13. I am in a good mood, but I'm still saying no.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

14. So what are you staying with then?

[lugia95]

15. I quite like the sound of Master.