Pokemon Moves in Real Life

[SirBlaziken]

Low Sweep - When you knock someone's feet out from under them and they fall over.

[the bread dragon]

swagger -something patrick stump has lots of

[SirBlaziken]

Calm Mind - When you clear your head.

[the bread dragon]

bulk up - what happens when you go to the gym
heart stamp - when someone stands on someone else's heart

[SirBlaziken]

Fling - Whenever you throw anything

Hi Jump Kick - Whenever you jump high and come in with a knee strike

[the bread dragon]

stomp - when youre laying on the ground and some rude guy steps on you

flare blitz - when the defense sends extra people (who are on fire) to get the quarterback

sing - something i cant do very well

[Petzbreeder]

Heart Swap - people getting a heart transplant

So true.

Guillotine.

This thing!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

So true.

Guillotine.

This thing!

Question: how does that thing have 30% accuracy? 

Also - why is virginmedia in the links url xD

[Petzbreeder]

Question: how does that thing have 30% accuracy? 

Also - why is virginmedia in the links url xD

Virginmedia just so happened to be the site I found when looking for guillotine pictures. As for why the move only has 30% accuracy when guillotines in real life can't fail, I have no idea!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Virginmedia just so happened to be the site I found when looking for guillotine pictures.

Yeah - I was more wondering why virginmedia had a picture of a guillotine on their site xD

And also:

Thief - When someone steals something (I'll think of a none obvious one soon >_>)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Flamethrower- Basically any torch used in welding and similar trades.

[the bread dragon]

rock tomb - surrounding someone with a bunch of rocks and trapping them

[sans the skeleton]

*Bieber

who gives a poop he's terrible at singing and generally being a nice person

judgement - whenever white people dance & that includes me i cant dance

but i sure do a lot of damage to people

[Mew King]

who gives a poop he's terrible at singing and generally being a nice person

judgement - whenever white people dance & that includes me i cant dance

but i sure do a lot of damage to people

Your profile pic is perfect for this post.

[SirBlaziken]

Hydro Pump - A fire hose