Funniest quotes from a character you've created

[The name master]

Self-explanatory.

For Skarmory

Skarmory: I noticed how much Nidorina likes you!

Mudkip: yes, well, she seems like a nice person, but I don't feel that way about her.

Skarmory: she hangs around you a lot.

Mudkip: just when I'm trying to drink tea.

Skarmory: does she make it hard?

Mudkip: yes! (realising what he meant) wait, what? No! Not in that way!

(skarmory kills himself with laughter)

For kecleon

Kecleon: Mightyena, you are the worst guard in existence!

(the words "BOO-YAH!" appear)

For Latias

Skarmory: guess what I have!
Latias: if he says a c*nd*m, I'm outta here!
Skarmory: nope! Monopoly dice!
Latias: I take it back! The c*nd*m's fine!

[Petzbreeder]

I've invented a character called Brally, who is somewhat of an imaginary friend of mine.

Brally is a little odd in the way she talks. She sometimes asks her Ditto to do "that thing" that Pokemon do to have children. Yeah, Brally is a little inappropriate and childish in a funny way like that.

Also, her Ditto can speak english. That in itself can result in a few funny conversations to say the least.

[The name master]

Another quote from skarmory.

Nidorina: why is he wearing a lampshade? (mudkip is wearing a Chinese hat)

Skarmory: if you want it, it's yours!

Nidorina: but what would I be doing with a lampshade?

Skarmory: get yourself a lamp and it'll make a change from turning Mightyena on!

Nidoking's funniest quote.

Nidoking: you're toast! (he grabs two guys who attacked him) Time for you two fairies to fly! Hope you ret*rds are getting a nice cafe experience! Hey you two! Check this out! These two g*ylords came in here and started some crap, but I'm going to be the one who finishes it! Look at nidoking wreck these crapheads! You know what you two have in common with one direction? You both stink! (he chucks them out) Justin Bieber sucks! (he slams the door shut)

[Lord Raven]

this mudkip i created check it out

mudkip:  lol i am 15 and i am teh random and phunny

[Mockery for One]

Two Pufftop Guard OCs I created, Admiral and Private.

A: Good morning, Mr. Sunshine! Ready for duty?
P: Go away, sis. I'm trying to get myself promoted.
A: I'm sure you can get promoted easily.
P: Teh. (cracks a tiny smile) How?
A: You'll be promoted to Captain Loser!
P: (bangs his head on the breakfast table)

[The name master]

(latios knocks on the door)

Mudkip: What's the password?!
Latios: I don't know!
Mudkip: no, I can't remember either! Enter!
(latios enters)
Skarmory: can you remember anything?
Mudkip: of course I can! You're skarmory, you're Latias! (points at latios) and you're.... William!
Latios: but I'm not William!
(mudkip looks at latios, trying to work out what his name is)
Mudkip: Harry, then!