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Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Started by kr9q, July 16, 2011, 16:19

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The name master

543) sing any song by Justin Bieber or one direction!
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

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543. pour bleach onto the clothes in the clothing section, while eating all of the food you want. without paying




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Captain Jigglypuff

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545.) Dress up as Link and laugh at the whole chickens in the food section and smugly say "You ain't so tough now ARE you Cucco?"
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

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Kpyna

546) If you're underage, strike up a friendly conversation with the guy buying beer in the self checkout. Say you can't wait for tonight. The icing on the cake is the poor chump gets kicked out too.

Captain Jigglypuff

547.) Pour catnip over the entire floor and then let 50 cats loose all over the store.
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!


The name master

548) get a voltorb to use self destruct/explosion inside.

That's if there's anything left to get kicked out of!
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

Captain Jigglypuff

549.) Throw pumpkins at everyone around you

550.) Smash every tv with a baseball bat!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!


The name master

Quote from: Captain Jigglypuff on October 01, 2016, 13:06
550.) Smash every tv with a baseball bat!
You can just smash anything generally to get kicked out!

551) pull down your trousers and do a big **** on the floor!
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

Captain Jigglypuff

552.) Rip apart all the stuffed animals and pillows in the store!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!