Tell a bad joke

[The name master]

Two words:

DONALD TRUMP!!!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a ventriloquist dummy?

Answer: The dummy can keep its big mouth shut and has much better hair.

[Petzbreeder]

I don't understand politics at all.

My mum told me to vote for a party, and I did. So where is my invitation?

[The name master]

This thread is now just going to be Donald Trump jokes now, isn't it?

[Petzbreeder]

I have such a bad habit.



Any other bad habits?
No, I have nun.

[The name master]

Guy 1: A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

Guy 2: And?

Guy 1: That's the whole joke!

Here's another!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the ugly man's house!

Knock, knock!

It's the chicken!

[Petzbreeder]

I found this on Youtube.

Roses are red, nuts are brown
Skirts go up, pants go down
Body to body, skin to skin
When its stiff, stick it in
The longer its in, the stronger it gets
It goes in dry, and comes out wet
It comes out dripping, and starts to sag
Its not what you think

[spoiler]Its a teabag![/spoiler]

[SirBlaziken]

This thread is now just going to be Donald Trump jokes now, isn't it?

The real joke is that he's still our president despite these cruel blows.

[Petzbreeder]

It is really easy to steal food from McDonalds.
Why?
Because they have no burger alarms.

[SirBlaziken]

Buddy of mine left a 7-10 earlier today at our match against another school. So I looked him in the eyes and said "Don't worry, split happens."

[The name master]

 If a quiz makes you quizzical what does a test make you?

[spoiler]Testical![/spoiler]

Charizard's Flamethrower can melt rocks

[spoiler]Not very effective against rock types![/spoiler]

Here's one I'm going to turn into an animation.

Pizza Man: Hello! Welcome to Pizza Hut! May take your order?
Kanga: One Pepperoni Pizza!
Pizza Man: Would you like it cut into six or eight slices?
Kanga: I'm not hungry enough to eat eight, so six will do!

[2OrSomething]

what do you call a cow with no legs?
free beef

Um no that's ground beef.

What do you get when you cross an Eevee and a French General?

Napoleon.

[The name master]

Hey! I saw Yo' Momma in Kanto! She was sleeping around Route 12!

[Petzbreeder]

Germans are really bad at playing The Sims. They think killing them is the whole point of the game.

[spoiler]The Sims is called Die Sims in German![/spoiler]

[sans the skeleton]

Um no that's ground beef.

no its free beef because it cant run away :///////////////

What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle.