You know you've played too much pokemon when...

["Alvin"]

When you walk into people on purpose and expect the not to notice at all.

[Victor Niguel]

When your rival pushes you and you expect that you won't attack back.

["Alvin"]

When you see an animal you have never seen before, and take out your calculator thinking it's a pokedex trying to get info on it. 

[Spiro T. Agnew]

When somebody punches you in the face, you scream "TYRANITAR GO" and beat your rival over the head with a T-rex action figure.

["Alvin"]

When you take out your GBA SP, and press the start button saying "Where's my potion!?".

[Victor Niguel]

When you think that if you eject your disk from the computer, you will think that you had ejected a TM/HM.

["Alvin"]

When you teach your wolf how to fight, train it every day and get frustrated because it won't evolve.

[raikouchaser]

You know you've played too much pokemon when

you turn on the radio expecting to hear buena's password.

you ask your mom to make you cinnabar volcano burgers.

you water trees and expect them to attack.

you run into a burnt building and try finding three cats.

you ask the grocery store clerk if they have any moomoo milk or ragecandybars.

you go on myspace.com and sign up, only to figure out you can't store things on it.

you fail to realize your dad's existence.

you think every cow is a miltank; every bull is a tauros; every cat is either a persian or a delcatty; every dog is either a granbull or mightyena; every fish is either a seaking or carvhana. and so on.

[Steelix]

When you commend you teacher for explaing Evolution incorrectly.

["Alvin"]

When you go to the store and pay 200 US dollars for a toy Pokeball, not realizing it's fake o.o

I'm running out of idea's, I should start playing Pokemon more for ideas.

[Steelix]

When you're talking to your Sceine teacher about Fossiles and ask about Omanites.

..That did so totally NOT  happen to me o.o;

[ginrei]

When someone phones you, and you say "Oh, my Pokenav is ringing!"

I definitely did NOT do this on Sunday. >>;

[Akairin]

When you continuously walk into walls, believing each time you won't get hurt, and you can just turn around and walk away normally...

Same with your bike.

Oh. And you try and jump up a mountain/ride up a mudslide on your bike. xP

Or, when your dog and cat are fighting, you shout out commands to your dog(Because, being your dog, you obviously want him to win) and expect him to create an earthquake.... >.< I did that before...

[Steelix]

For some reason, you save a picture of a Miltank and Armaldo in your college account folder o.o

["Alvin"]

When you fold your bike and place it in your backpack.