Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Reshurott Inferno]

239: Go to the TV section and switch all the Channels to ABC channel.
240: Go to the vid-games section and hide all the games there.

[Iggy♠]

241: Climb on top of the shelves while throwing random sharp objects at people like a ninja.
242: Dress up as a vampire and tackle any brunette yelling "DIE BELLA, DIE!"
243: Hide on top of the selves with an arsenal of Nerf guns, shooting any children that walk by say "Die!". When the manager comes by grab a laser pointer and aim it at their head.

[Uncle Garnetto]

244."stake" people
245. Do above with twilight comments(die Edward, go team Jacob that sort of crap
246. Dress up as the doctor, stand by the phones and turn to random people and talke to the like the doctor would( compleate nonsense about things that won't make sense to them)
247.same as above, but be sure to mention that the only way to save the earth is to blow up the wal mart (works best if dressed as 9th)

[EagleEye101 : Impactz]

248. Bring a Donkey into the store and allow it to work on the checkouts.

[roysde456]

249. get something slippery and pour it on the managers walk-way
250. walk up to a cashier and say gimmie all your hair
251. make a mess in an isle they just cleaned
252. stain pudding on the managers favorite shirt/uniform
253. smack a worker on the head with something metal.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

254.) Set up a Scare-Jew in the store.
255.) Ask to see the expensive jewelry and ruin them anyway possibe in front of the associate!
256.) Practice your acrobatic routine by jumping from shelf to shelf while flipping.
257.) Go up to any female employee and say, "Did you get a refund?" And when they ask "A refund for what?" say, "That awful sex change operation you've had done. You look like a child that Joan Rivers had with the Elephant Man!"
258.) Release gernils throughout the store!
259.) Scream "RED RUM!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!!" as loud as you can.
260.) Go up to married couples and say, "You DO know that he (or she) is having an affair with [insert random first and last name], right?" Alternate between telling this to the wife and husband. For the husband, occassionally throw in a random male name instead!
261.) Whenever anyone says or does something you don't like, say "Sit boy (or girl)!" in a VERY demanding way!

[MzLuluZombi]

262: Rage about Mass Effect three in every aisle were the number 3 turns up in any shape or form.
263: Attack anyone wearing a colour associated with something you hate, e.g. if you see someone wearing pink and you hate Kirby, run to them yelling, "KIIIIIIIIIIRBYYYYYYY!!!"
264: Gangam Style your way around the entire place. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY, KICK ME OOOOOOUUUUUT!"
265: Accuse everyone of being an alien. Don't forget your tin foil hat.
266: Walk up to a stranger and say, "Hey, I know you!" in a really happy voice, and then whisper, "You're the one who MURDERED MEEE." You will immediately be deemed unsafe for customers.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

267.) Perform a Satanic ritualistic sacrifice insde the store.
268.) Take a fire hose and set it off inside the store.
269.) Whenever you hear a woman nagging, point at her and scream as loud as you possibly can "HEY! It's Saggy Naggy!" and beat her up.
270.) Launch Beyblades all over the store and have them block off various parts of the store by making it impossible to use a cart without hitting one!
271.) Recreate the Vietnam War inside the store and set up booby traps in the least expected places.
272.) Randomly go up to people in the store and lick their ears until they are wet and say, "Yummy!"
273.) Anytime you see Justin Bieber merchandise, set it on fire by pouring kerosene on it and lighting it with a flamethrower.
274.) Roundhouse kick EVERONE in the store!

[SirBlaziken]

275. Run through the isles with no shirt on screaming "Charlie Sheen is awesome!"

[Hitmonchu]

276. standing on top of a shelf and taking a dump

[SirBlaziken]

277. Cartwheel on top of the deli display.

[Silverwing Bloodsplash]

278. Eat a baby in public.

[SirBlaziken]

279.  Play robin hood by steeling food and giving it to shoppers.

[Silverwing Bloodsplash]

280. Eat a baby in front of its mother.

[SirBlaziken]

281. Talking about eating babies in public