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Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Started by kr9q, July 16, 2011, 16:19

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♥MotionlessInWhite♥

210: Shove confetti up their- I mean, tipi the manager while riding in a cart.
211: Race with your friends in shopping carts.
212: Act as if your shopping cart is your churro van and say, "Hey children? Wanna churro?"! XD

Despite the lies that you're makin, your love is mine for the takin.
My love is, just waitin' to turn your tears into roses.
No, you'll never be alone!
When darkness comes I'll light the night with stars, hear my whispers in the dark.

kr9q

213: Drive the ice cream truck into the building!

Mondo Oowada

214: Grab a flamethrower and gas mask, then set everything and everyone on fire. The employees will probably be too injured to force you out, but now you're on the run from the law. XD

kr9q

214: Sing badly
OR
214: Reinact a part of Phantom of the Opera, badly

Sizacu

215. Give everybody a taste-test of Chef Kawasaki's 'perfected' curry.

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Ninetalesgirl421

216: Bring your dog into the garden section and tell them that he had to have the best restroom available.
Thanks to Richard and Blaziken for making this awesome Lucario :)

Captain Jigglypuff

217: Recreate Herbie Hancock's classic 80's music video "Rockit" using items in the store and have them keep knocking shelves over!
218: Dress up as a Hammer Head Brother and throw boomerangs and hammers at everyone in the store!
219: Go up to random overweight people and say "When's the baby due?" Do this to both MEN and women!
220: Try to sell the store on eBay!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

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Iggy♠

221: Ride around on a Big Trik while singing Lollipop Luxury on a mega-phone.
Cause Austria is a mad piano player.
All this time
I can make it right
With one more try
Can we start again?
In my eyes,
You can see it now,
Can we start again, can we start again?!?


kr9q

222: Put someone in a headlock and laugh.

Reshurott Inferno

223: Keep bothering the employees with "Where is the <insert item here>?" questions.
   

My Black/White 2 Teams.

Captain Jigglypuff

224: Same as above but keep asking where things Walmart DOESN'T sell ever is!
225: See how many people you can get to recreate the Thriller dance sequence in the store!
226: Dress up as a baby, grab a frying pan and smack random men that come by while saying, "NOT the Mama!" (Bonus points if you know the reference!)
227: Kidnap shoppers and put them in Jigsaw styled traps that DON'T involve their deaths but really twisted ways to escape!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!


Reshurott Inferno

228. Just lean on one of those supporting pillars for hours on end, (works best) with your 3DS or something.
229. Same as 228., but lean on the side that would block an entire aisle, or something.
230. Throw a disco party in a store and drink the shop's own liquor and stuff. Not that I drink yet, or throw wild parties, but...
   

My Black/White 2 Teams.

Uncle Garnetto

231. Take a poop in a cerial box
232. Unscrew all the shelves
233. Ask a staff member if they sell a hammer that can kill your partner
I am the champion, my friends!
I have ALL 646 pokemans, in my boxes, legitimately gained, in order( and an awesome team). I am the dex MASTER.
i will take all battles, if you want to challenge me and i hope to take part in upcoming tourneys

Sizacu


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Captain Jigglypuff

235: Use a jackhammer in the store!
236: practice your bullet Seed attack with sunflower seeds and attack random people in the store.
237: superglue the doors shut!
238: Start a bonfire in the outdoors aisle!
"Don't pawn your garbage off on me!"~Watchy Watchog


Somehow the wires uncrossed.
The tables were turned.
Never knew I had such a lesson to learn.
˜New Attitude (Patti Labelle)

Plz Click!