Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[SirBlaziken]

465. Cosplay as Link and act like every passerby is an enemy.

[Hitmonchu]

466. Find someone holding an item, and make sure you are holding a Pokémon figurine. Jump over to them, swap your items, and yell "WONDER TRADE!" at the top of your lungs.

[MangaDragon]

467. They always say they have the freshest/best fruit and meat.
Tell everyone otherwise.

True story: My dad bought hamburgers and stake from there. He cooked them and they were less than half the size they were before.

[SirBlaziken]

468. Make perverted and racist jokes about the staff.

[Hitmonchu]

469. Roundhouse kick a container of tic-tacs off the shelf, and spill them all over an employee's head.

470. Take a container of fruit juice and pour it on a stuffed animal.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

471. Hold stuffed animals hostages with a knife and demand that either you get $500 worth of peanuts or else the "hostages" will die.

472. Pretend to be Bell Kirby and toss heavy weight musical bells at random shoppers.

473. Pretend to be Ninja Kirby and keep drop kicking everyone around you and throw shrunkens at them as well.

474. Toss acid in the employees' faces

[Hitmonchu]

475. Stomp on a potato.

[Meowstic Royalty]

476. Take all the jars of peanut butter and throw them on the floor. Throw jelly with it as well. Yell "ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" while beating the mess with a baseball bat

[Hitmonchu]

477. Grab a baseball bat and spin around in a circle, hitting random people on the head.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

478. Cosplay Indiana Jones and use a whip for everything you do in the store!
479. Eat all the cakes in the bakery and then thrown them all up throughout the store.
480. Randomly go up to people and pat their heads while saying "Duck" and occasionally scream "GOOSE!" as loud as you can and run away as fast you can.
481. Set all the Hunger Games: Catching Fire mechandise on fire and throw said item into the air and see how many you can catch!

[SirBlaziken]

482. Cosplay as Katniss Everdeen and shoot arrows at passerby
483. Steal exactly $24.21 worth of stuff from the baby section.

[NTN]

484. Tell them that you're looking for the nearest Target.

[Kpyna]

485. Arrive with a group of friends. Play tag by slapping eachothers butts around the superstore.
Source: Past experience

[Delicious_Scout]

486.

Dress up as a Tetris Piece and run towards everything saying "I'm gonna fit! I'M GONNA FIT!".

[SirBlaziken]

  You win.

487. Necropost
488. Say you're looking for the nearest Costco