Topic: Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[SaRo|Rapidash]

489. Unwrap every chocolate bar yelling "DAMN, NO GOLDEN TICKET" after each one.

[Delicious_Scout]

490.

Start a pro-lgbt protest inside the mart. Especially burning "Tomodachi Life" copies.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

491. Cosplay as Cookie Monster and shove all the cookies in the store into your mouth.
492. Switch the labels on all the pill bottles around as you please.
493. Take a whip and swing it around while saying, "I say whip it! Whip it good!"
494. Change one specific letter in all the Duck Dynasty merchandise

[SaRo|Rapidash]

495. sniff random people and comment on how nice/awful their cologne is

[SirBlaziken]

496. Grab all the merchandise from Frozen that you can and start singing "Let it Go" as loudly and as badly as you possibly can.
497. Sing the American national anthem over the intercom system
498. Smash all the TV's
499. Walk in and out of the store over and over again
500. Buy a lot of cold medicine and a lighter at the same time.

[Delicious_Scout]

501. While Justin Bieber is playing, organise and actually race a dragsters competition.

502. Yell ShinyBlaziken's name as loud as you can, as many times as you can.

503. Grab all the Old Spice deodorant bottles you can and throw them at all employees with your "MIGHTY POWAAAAAH!".

504. Actually argue with good examples why the Islam is superior than the US.

[SirBlaziken]

505. Find an american flag in the U.S. and throw it on the ground
506. Count really loud and slow

[Captain Jigglypuff]

507. Poison every bottled drink in the store!
508. Perform an Aztec human sacrifice inside the store.
509. Wear and oversized mask and randomly jump out at shopper while screaming, "OOOOGAAA BOOOOGAAA BOOOOGAAA!" as loud as you can.
510. Shave people's hair off while speaking in rhymes

[Delicious_Scout]

511. Using their meat as underwear without having paid for it.

512. By breaking Hell while playing "Cards Against Humanity".

513. By yelling "FEGELEIN!" at all Jews.

514. By yelling "FEGELEIN!" at all juice.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

515.) Dress up as Rarity and walk around the store screaming as loud as you can in a continental accent, " I AM RARITY! I am FABULOUS! I simply MUST have all the gems in this store!" continuously. Grab anything shiny while you do so and keep putting them on in any means possible.

[SirBlaziken]

516. Do anything suggested on this thread. Especially 515.
517. Scream "Target is better" while running around the store
518. Dress up as a tentacle monster and scream "23 19!" (cookies if you get the reference)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

519.) Hold all the raisins in the store as hostages and demand $1000000's worth of bubble wrap as ransom.
520.) Cosplay as Pinkie Pie and continue shrieking as loud as possible "SURPRISE!" and "IT'S PARTY TIME!" while throwing glitter confetti in random people's eyes.
521.) Pull on random people's hair to see WHO'S wearing a wig or hairpiece. HARD.
522.) Continue to ask everyone if it's weird that Hello Kitty turns you on.

[SirBlaziken]

523. Attempt to GH duel Danny Johnson (THE guitar hero) in the video game isle.

[THE ARBITER]

524. gather all the sunny d around you and frantically shout PRAISE THE SUN every ten seconds and strike the pose

[SirBlaziken]

525. Sing 'Psychosocial' by Slipknot as loudly and horribly as possible
526. Ask people if they can see the preservation of the martyr in you
527. Scream "The limits of the dead" as you run through the isles