Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[THE ARBITER]

528 bring a legion of stereotypical gamers (overweight while wearing a headset with a microphone) into the chip section where they proceed to open bags of chips into the air following up with them doing Dorito angels in the isles with two of the group that hold a pop can in each hand throwing the pop cans on the ground in a way they shoot soda upwards as they hold a pose

[SirBlaziken]

529. Start a civil rights movement in the dairy section

[THE ARBITER]

530. singing and i will always love you for 3 and a half hour in a black fridays sale line

[Captain Jigglypuff]

531.) Get on top of the shelves and hold a white plush dog. Whenever people pass by, say in a really creepy voice, "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!" while petting the dog.

[THE ARBITER]

532 start strutting around while dressed like a vampire hunter

[Neotenens]

Bring pipe bombs.

[SirBlaziken]

534. Not Numbering your way to get kicked out of Walmart

535. Scream "Target is better"

[Captain Jigglypuff]

536.) Walking wearing a full wedding dress and re-enact Madonna's infamous VMA performance of "Like a Virgin" and roll around all over the store while the skirt rides up and grind your hips against random stuffed animals and hams!

[Neotenens]

537. Unleash a swarm of locusts.

[SirBlaziken]

538. Cosplay as cosplay pikachu

[Neotenens]

539. Create a Cosplay-pikaception-paradox-explosion-wormhole-apocalypse with a forum post.

[Lorekeeper Higana]

540 - Bring a friend and dual cosplay as Archie and Maxie.

541 - 540, in character. With robot killer whales and dinosaurs.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

541.) Go into the store dressed as a bunny and skip merrily while carrying a huge mallet and singing "Little Bunny Foo Foo" as loud as you can. When you get to the bopping the field mice on the head part of the song, whack the closest person near you in their head as hard as you can.

[Mockery for One]

542. Explain why you are JAPAN.

[SirBlaziken]

543. Actually construct additional pylons
544. Blast "Welcome to the Black Parade" and various other My Chemical Romance songs over the loudspeaker