Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart

[Dorchadas]

545: Take over the loudspeaker and sing something by Yoko Ono.

546: Actually, I think taking over the loudspeaker would cover it.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

547.) Dress up as Lizzie Hearts from Ever After High and walk around all pompous like and scream as loud as you can "OFF WITH YOUR/THEIR/HIS/HER HEAD!!!!" randomly.
548.) Walk in dressed as Cupid carrying a bow and a box of tranquilizer darts with "Love Darts" written on the box. Fire them at random people in the store.

[Mockery for One]

548. Try to climb on the store.

[Dorchadas]

549). Walk in wearing clothes covered in Target symbols and run up to the employees to tell them that you're sorry they're dropouts who had to settle for this.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

550.) Walk in with a female friend and whenever you see a woman who is either obese or got a big arse, say as loud as you can to your friend in a Valley Girl voice, "Oh my God, Becky! LOOK at her butt!" and continue the opening line from the video "Baby Got Back."

[Dorchadas]

551). Storm the place with a bunch of cosplayers and have a huge battle.

[Mockery for One]

552. Stand next to the MLP aisle and rearrange them so the Twilights spell "MLP S5 COMING SPRING 2015".

[Captain Jigglypuff]

553.) Walk in dress as a Wailord and attempt to Body Slam everyone that comes near you.

[Mockery for One]

534. Trick everyone into believing frying pans are umbrellas and Onigiris are jelly donuts.

[Hero_Of_Flames]

535. Silly String EVERYTHING.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

536.) Climb on top of the shelves and drop kick everyone who walks by.
537.) Go up to random people and ask them if they would like to buy a Magikarp for $5000.

[The name master]

538) Vandalise the place!
539) Tell the manager a Yo' Momma joke!   

[sans the skeleton]

540. sacrifice the security guards to satan

[The name master]

540. sacrifice the security guards to satan

How does that work? They'd be no one to kick you out!

341) annoy the manager!

[sans the skeleton]

How does that work? They'd be no one to kick you out!

the police would probably arrest me considering it's more than a little illegal
plus the manager and store clerks can kick people out :p

542. knock down the shelves while screaming to the tune of bohemian rhapsody