Quotes from your Life

[Awkward Squirtle]

A friend of mine at a party yesterday where there was music was trying to get a group of us to dance before we could be bothered, and is trying to talk to the guy on the other side of the table, to which he just responds "You're too small, I can't hear you."

Also, you know there's always one kid in the class who won't shut up? The guy in our physics group's surname was gribbon.
So one time my physics teacher had lost his voice, so the previous night while he could just about speak he had recorded various phrases he though he might need. "Turn to this textbook page," "Quiet everyone," and best of all, "No-one's interested, Gribbon."

[SirBlaziken]

So one time my physics teacher had lost his voice, so the previous night while he could just about speak he had recorded various phrases he though he might need. "Turn to this textbook page," "Quiet everyone," and best of all, "No-one's interested, Gribbon."

Laughing so hard at this right now.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

My friends walk into insults sometimes:

Jamie (a friend): <censored> everything that has ever existed
Me: You smell like Craigslist.

I think you can guess the word xD

[Kpyna]

playing gmod:

kyle: guys, i want you to take me somewhere pretty
me: i'll take you to dennys

[Wolstenholme]

"That cloud looks like a herd of Quails"


My friend Holly, everyone.

EDIT:
Me: It's not slippy here!
*slips and falls flat on gluteus maximus*
Fits of giggles from unsympathetic friends.

[SirBlaziken]

Here's a couple:

Christian (Yes, that's the guy's name): This isn't America
Me: Yes, you're right. This is Soviet Russia.

One from today:

Christian: Do we go back to the classroom?
Me: No, we riot in the Paris suburbs.

One famous quote from my mom:

Mom: I don't know where I'll go when I die. Heaven don't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.