Unlicensed Crappy Crap

[Turner]

This thread is a best of the worst of all the knock-off 'Pokemon' merchandise that's out there. Post anything you find or any stories you have of Pokemon knock-off goods, doesn't have to be your own pictures or stories. If you've made a discovery on eBay or a website actually trying to sell the goods...don't post a link to it. We don't want to look like we're condoning this stuff, just having a laugh at how unfortunately terrible it can be.

Gonna start with some random internet finds:









Is that....Tweety Pie's face superimposed onto Pikachu?

POCKET FRIEND

[Sebastian Moran]

ok thanks for this, after looking at some of those ive now got to sleep with the lights on. 
 
obviously Diamond/Jade (telefang) is the best fake bootleg pokémon thing, i loved those games. 
we used to have an unofficial "merchandise guide" or something which involved "the 100 new pokémon" being shown as well... so they were all listed with their japanese names and REALLY OFF DRAWINGS of them all it was bizarre. 
you know like the slightly off characters you get painted on ice cream vans, like that equivalent of pokémon throughout, because they couldnt use the official images or whatever. 
 
almost as unnerving as that first image up there. 
 

[SirBlaziken]

Honestly, it's amazing how many people will steal the actual pokemon without changing it (Looking at you prodigy pet, pocket monica and others), well, besides for the name, and sell it, calling it for their own idea (Well, that's what I see). However, the gengar dog toy is very unnerving.

[Liam]

this one is giving me laughs for days it's just

ooooohohoh it's so great

i love it

[Wolstenholme]

Pekoman! hehehehe, why does Ash look like he has the face of a badly drawn mickey mouse though? 

[Sizacu]

I decided to search for some Cresselia-related merch on eBay, and this is what I found:



... Does that count?

[quack98]

I guess they're both blue?

[Tombo]

this one is giving me laughs for days it's just

ooooohohoh it's so great

i love it

Lol I love it, Pikachu has the face of Tweety Pie and Ash looks like a bear lol

[sylar]

i had to take a breather away from my computer for a few minutes because of POCKET MONICA and POLITIC PAT

[SirBlaziken]

Pocket Monica has so many spelling errors my English teacher would go into cardiac arrest.

[the bread dragon]

bump for the extremely poorly translated Vietnamese crystal:
(its not quite what was being posted before but this is an unlicensed bootleggy thing)

[Lord Raven]

Yeah, all Set Kiba ever did was stare and cry

really thats everything in yugioh